loving this thread atmhttp://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...s/467848-oh-no-author-thinks-were-uncool.html
time to go read the article in question
loving this thread atmloving this thread atm
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...s/467848-oh-no-author-thinks-were-uncool.html
time to go read the article in question
loving this thread atm
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...s/467848-oh-no-author-thinks-were-uncool.html
time to go read the article in question
Gotta love stupid people!
Cause it against the law to kill em. hehhehee!
I miss Becky, Chelle and Hottie (I know Lynn is studying).![]()
Hey kids! Phil Busardo is on Mod Envy tonight, so I guess they have me for one more Saturday.
yeah...i went to work wednesday, thursday, friday(short days tho)....today i didn't and didn't get out of bed until like 2pm (being awake every 4 hours makes that possible LOL)...normally i would go into the salon "just in case" someone needed in last minute...wasn't even really a consideration today LOLhottie about the only thing that finally knocked my head/chest code out was a few days of nonstop Dayquil and Nyquil...nothing else seemed to help
yeah...and have to have the whole star trek low tech thing explained..again LOLThank you, but it's the kittie's fault...You shouldn't come back until after you've taken them, hanging out here will rot your brain!
Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.
well i have proven i am not a whackjob since i didn't even notice you unfriended me LMAOOh and I'll let ya in on a 'lil secret, folks. A good way to vet whackjobs, you know the folks that have the whole six-pack but are missing the plastic thingy that holds 'em together, is to de-friend them once in a while to see if they go ballistic.
ETA: Real truth is that I'm trying to keep the number of friends as close to my real age as possible, plus I navigate ECF thru my activity screen so too much redundancey clutters things up 4 me.
RHP
and....it is guaranteed that everyone has at least one person that thinks they are stupid....so "kill stupid ppl day" would be world annihilation (yes, i have had this discussion before LOL)Gotta love stupid people!
Cause it against the law to kill em. hehhehee!
I miss Becky, Chelle and Hottie (I know Lynn is studying).![]()
yeah...those .......s! i really wanted to break up with them this week and have a date with "the cold", perpa dergs, and maybe 48 hours mystery instead....if i could stay awake that long...good thing i gave myself that .01% backdoor.....Hey kids! Phil Busardo is on Mod Envy tonight, so I guess they have me for one more Saturday.
K, my wife just shared this on Fb, Gotta post here just to make ya'll smile a little.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.
The directions said that:
a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching..
· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
· I had no control over the drooling.
· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!
My sig's just a comment on how far technology has actually come... think a modern "smart" phone compared to the original tv series communicator...
Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.
i know...you explained it before....oh no! the thread has rotted you already!!!!!!
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yeah...those .......s! i really wanted to break up with them this week and have a date with "the cold", perpa dergs, and maybe 48 hours mystery instead....if i could stay awake that long...good thing i gave myself that .01% backdoor.....
i got my mesh shipment in but haven't even opened the package...i was thinking i might try making a fabulous aga-t2 build...i came here instead![]()