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The Ocelot

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Hey there Ocelot. Remember this photo you made?

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You probably forgot. Well, since I am not yet a member of The Provarinati, I cannot very well use it just yet. However, it did inspire me to make one of my own....

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Not too bad if I do say so myself.

Quite nice! And I haven't forgotten the first one - I'm saving it for your avatar.
 

The Ocelot

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I considered changing mine to the new photo. But that current avatar lion picture and me have a lot of history together. It will be hard for me to change it, as weird as that sounds....

Not at all. I can see how your wit might be overlooked if you were just another pretty face:

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EddardinWinter

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Not at all. I can see how your wit might be overlooked if you were just another pretty face:

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That is a stunning specimen there, Ocelot. Note the full shaggy mane on top of his manly head!

I am glad you recognize my unique, razor sharp wit....in addition to my movie star good looks.....
 

EddardinWinter

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So, should I get a provari?

You should buy one a month for the next six months. At the end of that time, you must travel to the temple of The Provarinati and ask the high God, Providius, if you have displayed an adequate commitment to his august presence. You will receive the location of the temple with your first delivery of one of the sacred vaping devices.

The Provarinati see all!

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You should buy one a month for the next six months. At the end of that time, you must travel to the temple of The Provarinati and ask the high God, Providius, if you have displayed an adequate commitment to his august presence. You will receive the location of the temple with your first delivery of one of the sacred vaping devices.

The Provarinati see all!

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I need this tee shirt. Then everyone will know I am elite. We are provari.
 

EddardinWinter

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Well I got two of them used. Because as you all know, a used provari is better than any of that "Chinese Junk"

Ugh....

I mean, "Yes, the provari is the only acceptable vaping device. It is better than sex. I will use only a Provari for the rest of my days."

I sure hope The Provarinati accept my humble tribute to their pinnacle of vaping.
 
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