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chellemmm

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So, I took a "crazy" post from the Cigarette Newbie thread :
"French stuff is the best as long as it is American. And I can smell a fake a mile away because of all the leather. ARE you talking to me because I didn't fly in to have all this sheep gang mentality try to roll me over my gumbo. DOGS in my dreams, with leather."

It turns out I write like Margaret Atwood. ("The Handmaid's Tale)

Then I took a random post where I replied as myself :
"Sorry Fab. People are yerks, sometimes.

Sinus infection better. NO to the shots. I get enough shots every day. I have had dogs all of my adult life, and compared to my last Angel, a border collie named SAlly, BUTCH hardly sheds at all. I didn't sleep with any other dog but BUTCH, but .... I am not getting any more shots. I will continue to suffer for my love!

Good news. As I stayed home from work because of this lousy infection...I got to open my vapemail as soon as it came.My BLACK DISCOS are even PRETTIER than my PINK DISCOS. Absofreakinlutely GORGEOUS! Made my day much better."

AND...I write like Stephen King! :ohmy:
 
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Chellemmm don't leave us. You started this thread. We need you.Besides which ,you are one of a few friends that has friended me in the be my friend notifications at the top of my page. Please stay.My friend.:)

Oh , and hi to everybody. Hope everybody's well. I've been so busy with cigarette newbie thread that it's starting to take over my life. God i need a "cigarette" (vape) today
 
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Stephuhnator

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Congrats on your new Sigelei, Sir Steve :)
Steve, after reading her blog I too am getting haunted by the bobo.

Becky, I decided to give that site a try so I copied my post http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...what-boba-s-bounty-all-about.html#post9859047 and pasted it at I Write Like , then it said that -

I write like David Foster Wallace!

Which is an interesting thing to say and somewhat flattering. For folks that don't know Wallace, here's a sample called -

This Is Water..


RHP
Very interesting RHP, hows you and your special lady these days? :)

Hmmm, It says I write like Douglas Adams lol
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EddardinWinter

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So. I just looked around like a MADWOMAN for the past 15 minutes searching for my insulin. Which I need, you know, to stay ALIVE...Guess where it was???

In my cigar box full of flavorings. :facepalm:

Well it was a safe hiding place. It could not remain hidden long...

Glad you found it!
 

The Ocelot

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I like you, chellle, but you got to own it! Not follw gumby...like flipping sheep,,,i don't follow - it's known. Louisiana isn'tlike airdynamics there spelled different and shrimp can't fly. I don't follow shrimp! That's just how I am. I am not a guy I am a ocelit why does every have to be human? It's all good! It was funny when I thought the OP - in my head. I'm not buying knock-off cigarettes, I can tell a LV fake purse a mile away and every cig you buy at a liquor store is from Pakistan. The carton was red and white and said Marlboro, put the packs didn't have the logo - it said marlboro, but I'm sure they are probably fakes, I bought them and I will use them, even though I just can I wouldn't becuase I need another glass of whine.

I won't follow more.,,,i will wiat til i can buy specially rolled cigarettes, so I know they aren't fake and an American made wooden ashtray, like in my siggie,,,,that I don't have yet, but don't ask why, it's known. I don't need gang mentality if gumbo isn't burgers, I know I can flip burgers and I can fly. It's my job. So there is someone here they don't like and has all the friends,,.,,,but I get PMs, so it known about the sheep and gumbo

Own it


...William Gibson
 
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