Ahhhh yes, the long medical words like hemopneumothorax, or even weird ones like tachycardia.
Once you get down to it, a lot of the "medical language" is surprisingly easy
to decipher. Just a bunch of prefixes and suffixes jammed together to make the words.
Hemopneumothorax for example is hemo meaning blood, pneumo meaning air and thorax meaning chest. So it is blood and air (or gasses) in the pleural cavity of the chest.
Tachycardia: Tachy- meaning swift or rapid, and cardia meaning heart.
So to me, these are actually better than plain English. Even if I had never heard of hemopneumothorax and someone came and told me to take care of the patient because he has it, even if I don't know EXACTLY where or what, I would be able to deduce it has something to do with blood and air in the chest so at least I wouldn't be jamming needles into his legs because I didn't understand what I was being told to take care of.
In the end you just memorize a couple hundred prefixes and suffixes that will be used together to create the thousands of medical terms rather than the thousands of terms themselves.
Then as you get deeper into the field, or higher trained you start learning more, and bigger words, but these are learned on top of these other words you've already learned and have put to such use that they are a memorized part of your vocabulary.
Words like the methicillin resistant staph aureus, thats a term that once I get back into the medical field, I may go a long time without having to say or write anything more than "MRSA" for it. If I do need to write or say the entire thing, I'll have time to look it up first since it won't be an emergency situation, since in a emergency whoever needs to hear it will recognize MRSA.
Now legal terminology, on the other hand, is beyond me. I think deep down lawyers know they are evil and make up their words as a form of self punishment.
I'm sorry to see such a cynical view of hospitals, really I am.
In my time in the hospitals, it was very very rare I ever saw a doctor or nurse moving from room to room without washing or at least using hand sanitizer. Even then, they are (or should be) wearing gloves while working with the patient. Even if I didn't wash/sanitize my hands or wear gloves in the interest of YOUR health, I'm sure going to do it in the interest of MY health.
Though admittedly there are always a few idiots running around, however for the most part, the people I have seen are pretty good about the washing. On the other hand, it was very rare I ever saw a patients friends and family wash up before interacting with the sick and weakened patient. After sitting in a waiting room where other sick people have been, or people interacting with other sick people have been, (who I rarely see wash their hands AFTER visiting their loved one either), they usually run into the room as soon as visitation is allowed, putting their hands all over their loved ones face, arms and hands.
Now I've not researched this or anything and definitely wouldn't say 'It's all the family", but to me, and my common
sense, this seems like a more likely story. Either way, between the staff and the family, stuff is bound to happen. Regardless though, most of the deaths I have seen were from the original conditions that caused the hospitalization.
It is important to note with the super bugs, it is not just the over use of antibiotics. While we DO use them a little too much, the biggest problem is when someone who is using them does not finish the entire regimen as prescribed. They take half their antibiotics, start feeling better and being sick of popping pills daily stop the rest before their infection is entirely killed off. This gives the germs that survive the chance to sample this antibiotic and adapt.
With the H1N1, pandemic has nothing to do with deaths really as much as how quickly/easily it is spreading. Pandemic really just means widespread.
Now, not to say that this isn't bull. I've read conspiracy theories/investigative reports online about the pharmaceutical companies introducing more cases of a current (or similar symptomed) spreading infection so they can speed through the red tape of getting their new, untested anti-H1N1 (insert other infection here) vaccine/cure onto the market. I cannot speak for or against the validity of these reports, since online research doesn't constitute real knowledge of a situation without being able to verify your sources. (IMHO anyway)
Sorry for the novel. Just my two cents, and once these fingers start moving on the keyboard it is hard to get them to stop.
I don't feel so guilty about asking you now Jodans. I'd have done the same. I always wondered how people in medical professions can remember those long weird names.