Yes. They are manufactured in a zero gravity room by three different engineers who only share one thing: Fear of frogs.
Now, the process itself is pretty simple. You begin by rounding up a number of cattle. It doesnt really matter how many there are, as long as they all are perfectly synchronized and well fed. Then you bring the dog. This is not just any dog but a mix between a greyhound and a french bulldog. It has a very flat face, and runs fast, which comes in handy for the next step.
The dog is then placed infront of a large barn with a very small hole - the hole is only slighter smaller than the dog but covered in butter. The dog itself has been painted red. The flute ( i can not tell you specifics about the origin of the flute, but legend has it that the mayans used it to make cocoa or kill infant children - the translation is not very specific ) is then activated by a virgin and when the shrieking sound pierces the air, the cattle begins stampeding.
The cattle are positioned exactly 521 feet away from the dog (whose name is lucky by weird misfortune) and as they run towards the dog, the virgin begins lowering the shrieking tone of the flute gradually down till it becomes a low rumbling tone which both aggrevates the cattle so that they speed up by exactly 1.24 miles per hour at the last 78 feet of the run towards the dog, BUT also calms the dog enough for it to simply stay still infront of the butter-covered hole.
Exactly 7 seconds before the dog is impacted, chinese technicians on the inside of the barn will activate the green lever which will release 1750 AA batteries which will roll chaoticly down from each side of the barn, on two giant slides, which - if executed correctly will make all the batteries pile up infront of the giant cone which is made entirely of diamonds.
As the stampeding cattle impacts the dog, the dog shoots inside the barn at a speed of 470 miles per hour, but 0.3 seconds before it actually hits the great diamond cone, all the batteries have been piled up directly infront of it, and by sheer force of Lucky's forehead being violently thrust forward by the impact motion all the batteries get forced into the giant diamond cone, and due to this force all these batteries then gets violently mashed through the cone, ending up in one single eGo battery which is being held together by solid adamantite chains.
The eGo battery is then sealed and put into its box.
So as you see, its quite simple - but it can be problematic at times.
The current delay we have on our eGo sets at the moment, is incorrectly being perceived as due to the Chinese New Year, but actually Lucky has the flu - which as you can imagine brings the whole operation out of sync.
But not to worry, he is definately getting better, so hopefully we will be stocked up soon.
/Mik
