I knew the kick varied something! Since I know nothing about mechs yet....but I'm learning.
Aww Gal, I just hate that I need him to. I know he is more than willing to do so, we have a very tight relationship. He's not just my son, he's my best friend, my confidant, my sounding board and the voice of sanity when I need it.
Maybe put it up on the very top shelf, back right into the corner, so even if it got bumped, it wouldn't go anywhere or spill. If you're like me, all the stuff I rarely use, is on the top shelf.
Tax refund time is here, maybe you could afford a few dollars just to get your DIY started. It's really not that expensive and you don't need near the amount of stuff that most of us bought, thinking we needed it.

Other than VG, PG, Nic and flavor, all you need is a few syringes, in various sizes and some bottles to get you started. Having an Ultrasonic Cleaner is nice, but not necessary. Having beakers and stuff is handy, but not necessary. I have syringes in 1ml, 3ml, 5ml and 10ml and they cover everything I need. Only in the 1ml, do I have more than 1. The others, I have just one each. Keep some hot water in bowl and rinse it out when you change what you're using it for. I do have a battery operated milk frother that I mix with, cost me about $5, but I really like it and I think it reduces the steep time, IMO. I have a bunch of pipettes, which IMO were a waste of money, although they are cheap, I never use them. I think we all buy way too much stuff when we start to mix and then find out that we really don't need half of it. I'll donate some pipettes if you want them.