Fine. FINE. Y'all know about my clonidine and also like overdoing the laxatives and stuff. This morning I woke up with what I assumed was severe Hemorrhoid pain. I don't mind that part. I've been pregnant. if you don't get them after birth, you aren't doing it right. But I was like, "MAN I wish I had a real live laxative bulimic to TALK to about this, I mean how do they get through the DAY?"
So, I went to work. It was not my best work day ever. I was distracted. It hurt to sit. At 1:30 I went and bought 35 bucks worth of H stuff, to deal. I just went into the bathroom and did my best. Yes, I work at a healthcare center but I was NOT gonna ask the secretary for her hand mirror to investigate my H situation.
I just applied things as best I could. When it came time to leave I got home and like, well, the husband is not here this weekend so I grabbed a hand mirror and I was like um WAIT. That looks metallic. It really does.. Being a hardy sort, I was like, "I am not going to call 9-11 prior to investigation. I'm relieved I DID not NOW. Imagine the press for vaping!
So, I was like, "That thing has to come OUT. So, I removed it.
I have these ceramic dishes I keep stuff in so it's organized. I have one for vape stuff, one for my meds, etc.
It was a COIL. Not a small one either. One of my favorite ones. It had heft it was a Fumytech Rose coil. No tiny MTL coil for me.
So I accidentally SWALLOWED a coil and then.... It was removed after digestion. I did not KEEP the coil but I might have been able to vape it but I was too busy screaming "Satan get thee away from me!!!" and tossed it.
The H pain was immediately relieved. To be fair, I have been under stress, but this is JUST UNACCEPTABLE. I'm sorry. To vaping everywhere I apologize.
So yeah I also have 35 dollars in H treatment I don't need and that could have bought a nice custom driptip!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to bet I am the first vaper who has done that and it made my day SUUUUCK but at least I have no perforated bowl or anything. There is always a bright side.
It's okay if you make fun of me, I would. I mean ^I^ wouldn't but I have empathy for me since I lived it and if anyone ever eats a coil and thinks it's a "H" I will have deep empathy and sympathy for that person. I don't think it will HAPPEN but if it ever does... I AM READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna
GOD
This must end. LOL