One thing I have never desired to do is cut down a DANG TREE.
Fortunately, so far, no one has ASKED. LOL.
Maybe I could start with a sapling and work my way up but I am definitely sometimes a person who "calls someone for that."
Most often, locking my keys in the car, usually when I am flummoxed or late. Most recently I had this meeting to get to in Sierra Vista and like, I was in a RUSH as I had no clue where it was, and like fortunately someone called and I was like, "I FORGET what building you at! I am mere minutes away!"
And then I locked my keys in the car. I'm really good at it let me tell you. I also ALWAYS lock all my other doors (no alarm system or superlock on my car when I say BASIC Mazda 3 I mean it.)
So I sighed, after the meeting, and just called a damn locksmith. Fortunately they aren't as expensive in Tucson. The guy asked me if I "Did this often" and I said, "Often enough to ask you where can *I* get those tools and he was like, "You gotta be registered to use them, off your property otherwise you can be cited for theft." I was like, "That's fine, I mean I can't imagine where I would store them other than in my trunk anyway, I am certainly not TUCKING them under my car I hit too many curbs." Then he did his thing, and said "Did you know your passenger door was unlocked?" I was like, why no, no sir I did not. Did YOU?" He was like, nope not until I saw what color the lock turned when I opened it they're all different you know."
I gave him my "giant eyes" look and he gave me a discount.
I was particularly proud of me and my competence that day. Yeah yeah I know hide a key etc and you have to order the stupid keys and they cost a billion dollars and the husband (quite rightly) will not relinquish my second and ONLY key.
Frankly maybe I will do it myself. I mean 100 dollars ONCE is 100 once. I don't LOSE them (I have them on a carabiner) but like, almost 100% of the time I like, see them in the ignition.
It SUCKS.
Anyone need a tree dropped near Douglas? LOL.
Anna