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Football and the Blonde
No offense, blondes. I am blonde myself sometimes.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
No offense, blondes. I am blonde myself sometimes.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
Wow! What kind of retriever doesn't like to get wet!?!? But that is one smart dog!
Not much different in Florida.
Can't seem to get the video to work so here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo
Can't seem to get the video to work so here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo
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This is one of the many reasons why I LOVE Indiana. An actual Craigslist ad that my son noticed last night:
The arrow on the right reads: "Go Thru Blue Barn To Manure Heaven"
This is the only state where I've ever encountered un-manned roadside sales - including garage sales. These are based on the honor system. If you want to buy something there, you just leave the cash in a can.
The arrow on the right reads: "Go Thru Blue Barn To Manure Heaven"
This is the only state where I've ever encountered un-manned roadside sales - including garage sales. These are based on the honor system. If you want to buy something there, you just leave the cash in a can.
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