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[Wingapo]

Yes, we can torture the overly anxious and instill a proper sense of lunacy into their daily lives. I must admit that around the same time I ordered my GLV I also signed up for the Super T Super Wait as well, so I'm still coated in over-stimulated anxiety. Only problem is They are closed mouthed over on all the Super T threads, no updates no real excitement just this overwhelming sense of melancholia. You can practically hear crickets over there. Almost seems like people don't get really excited over on the Super T threads until a year or so after they receive their P10s, P16s or P18s.

Today may just be the day the last of us 1200's get to handle what may be the most lusted after objects in our recent lives. Hurray for GLVs! Hurray for the mailman! Hurray for us!

 

[billyapd21]

How do you sign up for the GLV free give away?

 

[Wingapo]

Billyapd, I think that may just be the greatest mystery around here. People, including Jay, pop in here and say FREE giveaway then they pop right back out leaving all of us scurrying about trying to find out how we can get in on it. If you find out will you tell the rest of us?

 

[V4P0R1Z3]

Billyapd, I think that may just be the greatest mystery around here. People, including Jay, pop in here and say FREE giveaway then they pop right back out leaving all of us scurrying about trying to find out how we can get in on it. If you find out will you tell the rest of us?

Ditto that.^

 

[jaybird]

LOL The GLV for free giveaway is a contest I hold every month. I give a random ECF member a GLV for free. There will be a sign up thread soon. If you have not played before its real easy. Make a post in the 2 different threads,and your entered.

THE CONTEST HAS NOT STARTED YET. This coming Sunday Ill get it going.

 

[LTT]

 

[Wingapo]

According to experts I may just be the most random member on the ECF, so do I win? I'll be signing up on ALL the GLV threads too, just in case. Sure hope the prize is one of those super secret Super Mini GLV3's, or any other GLV for that matter.

 

[Higbe33]

There is a thread just for contest. I'm guessing it will be there.

 

[Wingapo]

Higbe, I'm getting my three pairs of blue contacts ready and I'm posting until I'm sure I've got an even number. I might even take a week or two off, drive over to Michigan in my new gourmet food truck, and volunteer my services as Nanny to GLV. Do you think that'll help my chances for a brand spanking new FREE GLV?

 

[monarch79]

This 'free' GLV you speak of... It isn't made out of a broomstick is it?

 

[Wingapo]

It better not be, it's Jay's contest and the imitation GLV Broomstick Mod is my idea! Now that I finally have my hands on a GLV my poor broomstick mod may never taste the vape of juice again.

 

[Pamdane]

I didnt know this! I just bought one a few hours ago! Oh, well. Another is good too! Contrasting colors...? Similar color? Wonder if they can be 2 tone? Oh! Maybe the wood overlay? Hummm.....

 

[Wingapo]

Pamdane, the Official Broomstick GLV Mod was designed just to get expectant GLVers through the wait and you can decorate yours any way you want. Once your new GLV arrives your Official Broomstick GLV Mod will be back sweeping up dust bunnies.

 

[Higbe33]

Wing - what a great idea for a new business. You mass produce broom stick mods that would mail out quickly. Find a nitch and fill it. Of course if Jay ever gets caught up then there wouldn't be a market for it, but we could hit all the threads and show pictures of the GLV so everyone would need one and keep him swamped. Oh yes...... the wheels of free enterprise at work. ;-)

 

[Wingapo]

With our Official Imitation GLV Broomstick Mods selling at what $6 including priority shipping, have to keep them as cheap as possible, we could make at least $1 a mod. So if we could sell at least two hundred, and I think we could if other expectant GLVers are as crazed as we have been to get our GLVs, then we could get more GLVs ourselves so that this cycle of anxious expectation could continue, over and over and over.

 

[jaybird]

I want one. I would like it wrapped in duct tape. Do you guys do custom colored duct tape? If not, silver will be fine. I would also like it to be sent out ahead of everyone else, because I plan on ordering more, and Ill be doing free advertising at my work. I know this is custom made ,but could you also send it out tomorrow? will it fit a 510? does it use 1234567 batteries? Can i dunk it in water ? will it give me splinters? thanks for your time.

-jay

 

[AlmightyGod]

Feeling sarcastic today Mr. Jay?

(That was funny!)

 

[keyzygirl]

LOL!!!!!Very funny!

 

[jaybird]

Feeling sarcastic today Mr. Jay?

(That was funny!)

What? Can't a guy order a broomstick mod? I though those were good questions. What ever makes the time go by faster..that's what I say. Im working on the next batch of 50 as we speak. I hope to have most of the 2nd round v3s out next week.

 

[Wingapo]

We're on it! Of course you can have custom colored duct tape or a silver one. We'll get yours out as soon as we get out everyone else's who we promised a cut to the front of the line. You can order as many as you like and we'll send them out in the same cut to the front of the line, behind everyone else, fashion too. We'll give you a tracking number tomorrow but as you know the USPS is experiencing a few delays of their own and may not be able to pick up your package for 3-4 weeks, Broomstick Mods are huge sellers in the vaping community as you know and have been causing riots in other countries. Your Genuine Official Imitation Broomstick GLV Mod will fit any threading that you choose to crazy glue to it. It will also use any battery you'd like to use, or none at all, without ever needing a charge again, forever! Splinters are extra and if you encounter one we expect to be compensated promptly, they are $5 each.

You're part of the series 3 orders and we are unfortunately still working on the series 1 orders so it may be a 3-4 week wait. Sorry for the inconvenience but we hope you understand the demand for Genuine Official Imitation Broomstick GLV Mods is at an all time high right now and almost as coveted a purchase as the real thing.

Sincerely,
Wingapo

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