What my crazy (analog smoker) wife did yesterday.......

[CommaHolly]

I hope that wasn't serious,,,,,,

However, I will say this,,,,,,,,when you put an issue on the internet,,,,,,,,don't be surprised when 20 pages of opinions are expressed.


A smart person knows how to pick and choose the advice they can best use,,,,,,,and leave the rest alone.

that doesn't mean that we shouldn't be considerate and nice about our advice.

 

[montara]

Id consider myself a catch. Sure im no longer a young one and i have 2 kids but i own my own home, totally debt free (cept a car payment i choose to have to rebuild credit), im hitting 6 figure mark in income, and could go buy a bmw in cash if i wanted.
I can rewire a house and change a tire in 5min flat.
I wont comment on rack

But i had crazy useless guys so my tolerance of bs is nil at this point. Isnt anything i NEED from a man.

If my wife sez it's OK.... will you marry me?

 

[7sixtwo]

...One of the responses I read about having an affair with the wife's best friend made me feel physically sick. Please, despite freedom of speech, try to practice uplifting inspiration...

Freedom of speech means that some will express opinions that you don't agree with. Please, despite your (apparently) thin skin, don't be so melodramatic.

 

[basylica]

If my wife sez it's OK.... will you marry me?

Hahahaha!!! Not my first internet proposal, but that was funny as heck!

 

[Chimney34]

Wow! I got mad for you! I hope things get better for the 2 of you. When I smoked no one would have dared to touch my cigs unless they wanted to see a raging lunatic on the loose. And now my pv's are even more precious to me than those horrible cigs were. I would've lost my cool for sure!

 

[montara]

That's the best laugh I've had all week......

Your Platinum Man Card is in the mail.

I'd given up on reading the long posts (didn't think I'd ever get to page 21) until I went back on this.... MUST read

 

[danny4x4]

We've all done something rash and silly and regret it. We realise our mistake, yet fail to apologise due to pride/embarrassment.

Give the spouse a chance. Try the soft approach instead of the hard approach. Give her an opening to apologise.

You've to admit it, you did something rash by calling her crazy. Regardless of what she did first, it is in my humble opinion, rash. Tit for tat will never end.

Ok. I tap out.

 

[Ramjet]

Wow, had to check which forum I was on. Wow. Lulz

People in relationships, particularity married relationships can figure out really weird ways to coexist and put up with each others faults that the outside world would never understand. One time around when World of Warcraft came out, I played it all the time. My wife would came into my home office and say "Why are you dressed like an overweight peterpan?" I said "I'm a vicious Rouge Blood Elf!" She said "Blood elf's shirt don't cover their bellies? When are you going to shower? And when are you going to sleep?" Ah, she's a mouthy scamp!

A about a month later of playing it every hour I wasn't working, I told I was talking my two week vacation from work in Azeroth!" So she took away my hard drive and foam sword and told me we were going to Hawaii like we planned. I was ....... Really ....... She wouldn't give me back my stuff until we got back from Maui. I passive aggressively wore my Blood Elf costume the whole time until she asked house keeping to wash it and never return it. I was ...... again! Really .......

But I waited, for 6 months until Thanksgiving. Instead of enjoying our usual Thanksgiving morning breakfast of eggs and bacon, I had copious amounts of Chili and Laxatives. Cut to 6 hours later when her entire extended family was over and everyone sat down to Thanksgiving dinner, I excused myself and shyte all over the living room and hung up a banner that said "This is for taking my hard drive and elf sword. Happy Thanksgiving" She never took my hard drive again.

That was the best laugh I had ALL year! You would make any kid proud to be there dad

 

[Njt07]

Wow is all i will say about the OP and the subsequent posts, subscribing with popcorn

 

[7sixtwo]

We've all done something rash and silly and regret it. We realise our mistake, yet fail to apologise due to pride/embarrassment.

Give the spouse a chance. Try the soft approach instead of the hard approach. Give her an opening to apologise.

You've to admit it, you did something rash by calling her crazy...

Imo, characterizing her act as crazy is accurate, not "rash". *shrug*

Also, you might not realize it, but you keep using the letter s where z's belong, (and don't call them "zeds").

 

[EvilZoe]

Imo, characterizing her act as crazy is accurate, not "rash". *shrug8

Also, you might not realize it, but you keep using the letter s where z's belong, (and don't call them "zeds").

Isn't that what they are?

 

[7sixtwo]

That was the best laugh I had ALL year! You would make any kid proud to be there dad

lmao! That post was brilliant!

 

[7sixtwo]

Isn't that what they are?

Of course not! They're "zee's".

ETA: yes, yes, I know. I'm just teasing a Brit.

 

[EvilZoe]

Of course not! They're "zee's".

Pffft. Not if you speak proper English. *tosses hair*

 

[7sixtwo]

Pffft. Not if you speak proper English. *tosses hair*

We took English and improved it... just like everything else imported from England.

 

[Train2]

Crazy story!

I mean, my wife took one of my Mini ProTanks.....and...SHE WON'T GIVE IT BACK.




(I think I would go try to retrieve that much stuff from the bottom of a creek! I bet it would dry out and work!)

 

[EvilZoe]

We took English and improved it... just like everything else imported from England.

One man's improve is another's .......ise...lol

 

[Heavyrocker]

I bet the fish are vaping up a storm a the bottom of the creek.

 

[7sixtwo]

I bet the fish are vaping up a storm a the bottom of the creek.

Whatever keeps em off analogs, right?!

 

[baghandler]

That was the best laugh I had ALL year! You would make any kid proud to be there dad

lmao! That post was brilliant!

No, it might have been brilliant if Ramjet had used "their" instead of "there".