What my crazy (analog smoker) wife did yesterday.......

[7sixtwo]

No, it might have been brilliant if Ramjet had used "their" instead of "there".

Actually I was referring to this:

People in relationships, particularity married relationships can figure out really weird ways to coexist and put up with each others faults that the outside world would never understand. One time around when World of Warcraft came out, I played it all the time. My wife would came into my home office and say "Why are you dressed like an overweight peterpan?" I said "I'm a vicious Rouge Blood Elf!" She said "Blood elf's shirt don't cover their bellies? When are you going to shower? And when are you going to sleep?" Ah, she's a mouthy scamp!

A about a month later of playing it every hour I wasn't working, I told I was talking my two week vacation from work in Azeroth!" So she took away my hard drive and foam sword and told me we were going to Hawaii like we planned. I was ....... Really ....... She wouldn't give me back my stuff until we got back from Maui. I passive aggressively wore my Blood Elf costume the whole time until she asked house keeping to wash it and never return it. I was ...... again! Really .......

But I waited, for 6 months until Thanksgiving. Instead of enjoying our usual Thanksgiving morning breakfast of eggs and bacon, I had copious amounts of Chili and Laxatives. Cut to 6 hours later when her entire extended family was over and everyone sat down to Thanksgiving dinner, I excused myself and shyte all over the living room and hung up a banner that said "This is for taking my hard drive and elf sword. Happy Thanksgiving" She never took my hard drive again.

I just quoted ramjet's mention of it to avoid quoting the whole thing again.. but apparently I should've done so to begin with.

Now, you could take exception to HauntedMyst's misspelling of "rogue", but it's so damned common, (and usually just a typo), I don't bother pointing it out anymore.

 

[Jayvaps]

Wow! I got mad for you! I hope things get better for the 2 of you. When I smoked no one would have dared to touch my cigs unless they wanted to see a raging lunatic on the loose. And now my pv's are even more precious to me than those horrible cigs were. I would've lost my cool for sure!

Okay. This thread reminds me of a funny story.

When I was a little one, oh about 6 or 7 years old, me and my older sister did not like our aunt smoking. So we found a whole carton of her cigarettes, opened them all up and poked holes in each individual cigarette and then put them back in the boxes. And then we took all of her packs of matches and soaked them in water so they fused together.

Needless to say, my aunt was not too pleased with us. Neither were our parents.

But we can all sure as hell laugh about it now some 30+ years later.

Of course, we were kids so it is kind of expected to act childish.

 

[7sixtwo]

Okay. This thread reminds me of a funny story.

When I was a little one, oh about 6 or 7 years old, me and my older sister did not like our aunt smoking. So we found a whole carton of her cigarettes, opened them all up and poked holes in each individual cigarette and then put them back in the boxes. And then we took all of her packs of matches and soaked them in water so they fused together.

Needless to say, my aunt was not too pleased with us. Neither were our parents.

But we can all sure as hell laugh about it now some 30+ years later.

Of course, we were kids so it is kind of expected to act childish.

Nice. When I was a little kid; I didn't like my grandmother smoking, so I took all her packs and drew a skull and crossbones on em.

 

[emus]

Mechanical mod and RTA is salt water proof; that is what I'd purchase.
If you can coax her to take one puff on a rip tripper auto dripper she may convert.

I've seen strange behavior when one successfully lost weight and started healthy eating. Seemed to irritate loved ones. Strange.

 

[EvilZoe]

Mechanical mod and RTA is salt water proof; that is what I'd purchase.
If you can coax her to take one puff on a rip tripper auto dripper she may convert.

I've seen strange behavior when one successfully lost weight and started healthy eating. Seemed to irritate loved ones. Strange.

Sometimes other people's success can make people start focusing on their own perceived failures and, as a result, they take it out on those who are having success. Misdirected anger, really.

 

[RosaJ]

I think marriage counseling is in order! What are you going to do when you get your vapemail? Carry it with you even when you're in the bathroom?

You have my deepest condolences.

 

[TheSystemHasFailed]

All this flow is gonna give OP an even bigger headache. Just keep an eye on that freak, it's clear you are the more level headed one. Unless Doctorates in the psychology that is being dispensed are presented, slow it down. It's just as much stress to go through all this.

In the end, he my deem it all not worth it, given the 225 answers thus far.

 

[DaydreamingRobot]

This sounds a bit deeper than a vaping issue....

 

[Burnt_Coil]

Jeesh...in the creek? All that needed to be done was to send it to me. I would gladly reimburse postage, and send a thank you card.

 

[Rabbit Chaser]

Not thin skinned by any means....just having been in a position to be cheated on (best friend and ex) out of spite, some things just aren't funny to me and not taken as lightly as they once were.

Freedom of speech means that some will express opinions that you don't agree with. Please, despite your (apparently) thin skin, don't be so melodramatic.

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

I will admit she got an earful but of course I would have done just as well to talk to a brick.....so the whole exercise was rather pointless and stupid....but since I like to make lemonade whenever I get lemons....I can't wait till my SVD's get here! I've got vape mail coming! Yoooohoooo!

I hope you hide it...

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

I also hope you didn't 'breed' with this woman....just saying

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

It was two tanks half full of 18mg, and there is no easy way to fish them out since the creek is large and too cold to go for a swim, but oh well...they wouldn't be any good anyway, and I'm sure it will dissipate away without much damage to the environment. I have WAY too much stuff of value in the home so there is no way I can protect it other than trust. I don't believe she'll do anything like that again, so I've not done anything but protect one large interest I have so that she has no way of bringing about my complete financial destruction, just in case she should get really crazy and try to destroy what I've saved.

...And sleep with one eye opened

 

[meanckz]

...gripping your pillow tight .... ?

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

Lol yep if she's a redhead that explains it. I'm a Irish redhead and hubbys half Irish makes for some fun fights lol. But even us redheads have a reason. we just don't like to talk about whats really wrong. We find something petty instead of the real issue which is probably worse than what we let on we are mad about.
At least that's how I am I'd rather gripe that the garbage didnt get taken out than to say you have not been spending any time with me.

Isn't that just being a woman? lol

 

[jjcordone]

This has got to be one of the most unusual threads I've ever read here on the ECF.
There's a winning "reality" TV series in here somewhere....

 

[jfango]

I'm speechless now, but that's only because I'm tired and must go to bed now since I have to be up in ......2 hours to go to a clinic to get on a treadmill and take that dreaded stress test heart whatever it's called thing where they make you run until you drop.......I told the doc that it would most likely be the thing that finally brings me down....permanently....I've done it once before about 5 years ago....and I didn't care much for having to do it again...but my wife set this all up with the docs....and I believe it's because of her concern for my health. That's why she tossed my stuff into the creek. I'll put a bug in your ear later....if I live long enough.

Thanks for all the comments!
Good night!

 

[twiggums]

I've always found the best advice is given after hearing one side of a story on the interwebs, especially when that advice is from random strangers. Call me strange but id be more upset at my spouse going online and blasting me behind my back than throwing some crap in a creek.

Best of luck.

 

[diggyb]

One of the problems with venting on the Internet is that there will always be a segment of the audience that mistakes that venting for advice seeking. It never fails - no matter how expressly an OP states that they are just venting or ranting, there are always people that can't help but put their mark on the situation - "White Knight"ing some vague and mysterious second party that we know even less about than the OP.

There are two sides to every story, but we are not charged as judge and jury - we are not paid counsel, sitting in to cast down life altering advice to a single party.

Dollars to donuts - 9 times out of 10, that other party is doing the same thing, getting the same support from another group of people, based on their side of the story, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Because...

We're just listening.

Because...

that's what we're good for.

 

[Robino1]

I'm speechless now, but that's only because I'm tired and must go to bed now since I have to be up in ......2 hours to go to a clinic to get on a treadmill and take that dreaded stress test heart whatever it's called thing where they make you run until you drop.......I told the doc that it would most likely be the thing that finally brings me down....permanently....I've done it once before about 5 years ago....and I didn't care much for having to do it again...but my wife set this all up with the docs....and I believe it's because of her concern for my health. That's why she tossed my stuff into the creek. I'll put a bug in your ear later....if I live long enough.

Thanks for all the comments!
Good night!

I'm sorry but I have to chuckle. You should pass your stress test easily. If her throwing your vape gear in the creek didn't cause you to have a heart attack......your golden!!!!