The Diabolical Duo, recharged and filled ready for action - Kanger for outside, Asmodus for inside.
I did discover last night though, that the Pumper's Instructions should have an addition reading -
"Please note, it is not recommended that the User, when reading in
bed, should operate the pump on Auto Pilot as this can lead to copious flooding necessitating a run to the bathroom to grab handfulls of tissue to deal with the overspill and in the process cause annoyance to the User's Spouse."
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