I don't think you go to Whole Foods and find the GREENEST banana you can. I mean, the ones I eat are even vaguely yellow streaked, they are not ONLY tart, they are pretty tart. IDK I say if you want really face your fears, find one with a tarantula in it and eat that.
Perhaps you could get a good friend to like sneak it into your vape unawares, so you vape it with no preconceived notions. I just rewicked mine and it's awesome. To be fair, I don't like sweet bananas nope.
I also mention the tarantula thing because HOLY MOSES. The dead bugs in here are getting UNBEARBLE again. It's not even JULY. I don't know how people LIVE here man (well I do ,my office used to get sprayed WEEKLY (WEEKLY) at all windowsills and along walls.
There are more dead bugs in here. I walked past a rather large one and thought to myself, "How can this be happening? I mean it's MID JUNE." The husband just came inside and went "what is that? What the hell, OMG OMG OMG," and there was lots of flailing and horrified stomping. I said, "Honey that one was big yes, and I am glad I didn't step on it barefoot but--" he cut me off, and said, "No, you don't understand one wormed its way down my SHIRT!!!" (He came in from outside.) He says he has seen them "marching through the grass" and now I believe him." So, I began in a quest, to desensitize myself, to read about Mexican bugs. They are gross, the Mexican people believe in "tolerance, not eradication" and well.... I kind of believe they'd have to because there are a TON of those squirmy awful suckers. If one ever gets down my shirt, I WILL DIE. On the spot.
In fact, I am never going outside again, except when I have to, and it might be in a hazmat suit. Everyone agrees (now they tell us) that this is the wrong side of town for Mexican cockroaches because of the 'longer grass and more humidity."
So hopefully that tale has given you some Tequila courage (that is also gross! Why would you put a WORM inside a perfectly good alcoholic beverage) and you'll manage to vape a one shot.
Because it's a fair bet that I have already EATEN a cockroach, as it wanders across my face in my SLEEP. Ugh.
I mean I don't mean to overstate the matter, there usually aren't more than oh say 10-20 dead bugs in here at a time What IS creepy is they are like MARCHING in from outside and they WILL NOT STOP. There are SO many of them and not matter what you do, they are GOING to get in. Even if it's on the back of your husband and his shirt.
Just vape the one shot. Otherwise well, I AM going to have to call you a feline term. Because frankly, dude, I know I don't like mushy yellow bananas that I have eaten on MULTIPLE occasions, and it's not the end of the world. I have gotten through it. Even as very small child when my Great Depression grandparents made me and I did not make a face, nor did I complain.
Because honestly, if my great depression grandparents were here right now, they'd be like, "Darn right we are frying these up and eating them, because this is what you have. You spoiled brat." Well it wouldn't be that direct it would be more of a guilt thing. Like, "Look Anna, all this lovely protein. Here's a flyswatter collect me a pot. I am going to make fried roach pie."
And I would nod my head and do it. LOL.
Anna