To make up for that last post, here is Punk Rock Granny R.I.P. Vi Subversa
I'll try it between sides - Now playing
"(Spoken)
Hold on this song has a little introduction to it
It's ain't supposed to be sad though you might feel it that way
It's a song about desperation
Every now and then we do get desperate
This is a song about L-O-V-E
And if you abuse it you're gonna lose it
And if you lose it you're gonna abuse and
If you abuse it you ain't gonna be able to choose it
Cuz you ain't gonna have it further on down the line
Things ain't gonna be so fine
You're gonna to be sitting there on your little machine
Tryin' to look and keep it clean
You're going to be home playing bingo all night all alone
That's why your sittin there by the telephone
And you know that she ain't goin' to call you!
So you put on the TV and you're watchin' Johnny Carson
Segwayin right into the Tomorrow show
But that don't got the go so you turn it off ya turn on the radio
The radio don't seem to get the click so you say
"Hey Man, I can't lickety split"
You start to open up a little book
And there's somethin there you got to overlook
And you say "BABY, you know there's somethin on my mind!
"You say "Baby there's somethin' on my mind -
I know that you're home and I know you ain't all alone! "
So you start walking over to her house
And you get over to her house
And you walk over to her door
You start poundin on her door, you say
"Open up the door .....!
This is wooba gooba with the green teeth, let me in!!"
Well, she opens up the door
And then you just kinda walk up to her and say
"Baby", you look up way up at her green mascara
And you say "Oh my darling
You know her and me was at the party as friends
Do not believe what they say
That's only gossip that they tellin ya
A wise cracker line!"
You say Darlin'!!!
Take your big curls and just squeeze them down Ratumba
What's the name of the chick with the long hair?
(Rapunzel!) ya say hey Rapunzel! heh heh heh
Hey Reputah! Reputa the Beautah!
Hey Reputa the Beautah flip me down your hair
And let me climb up to the ladder of your love!!
Because this is what woofa goofa's sayin to ya
"Love comes once and when it comes
You've got to grab it fast cuz sometimes the love
You grab ain't gonna last and
I believe I musta
You know I think I musta
You know baby I think I musta
You know I think I musta
I musta got lost!!!!!!!
..."
... that looks more like a “wow, is that lady on fire” stealth
