I can provide a Confession Trophy. Or, instruct you how to make one out of the Berserker....

Shinyitis is kind of its own reward, though, that's asking a bit much
@Walter_Sobchak Ya know, Confession is good for the soul....
Or so the Catholics say. I always thought the idea of sitting across from some weird man in a black suit and a tiny booth with a window in it... Well, I cannot state some of the things I imagine go on with that slot, but it kind of reminds me of a CENSORING SELF and I wish they'd knock off the practice or make it less secretive or something, but the likelihood of my ever becoming Catholic is Very Low.
I did send my kid to a private Catholic school and it was pretty good, but I never made him go to Confession, even though my ex-MIL is a minister and baptized "us" when we were pregnant. I'm not entirely sure it counts, but AFAIK, confession should take place with someone who "understands" and I don't think a Catholic Priest is going to get my vibe.... or he mine... and etc. I find other sinners to confess to.... So JFC is actually a pretty reasonable choice, LOL, EXCEPT Vader's a lot more likeable than many priests I've met although to be 100% fair, it does seem like a demanding lifestyle.
Once the husband got sober for a while, his family was all at him to obtain his ministry and I was very firmly in the "Don't you dare," part, while pointing out that yes, I do "social work" but I also get PAID to do it on
my time frame, not summoned to the hospital to comfort grieving family members at 2 a.m.
But confession is good for the shinyitis soul, it's in the manifesto....

Which I wouldn't bother reading at this point.....
Anna