Man, only tangentially related to shiny things in that I may be able to buy MORE... I (think, I wasn't clear and I need opinions about that) MAY be offered the position of my dreams on the craziest little border town of them all, small enough that I could actually return to my true love COUNSELING, LOL. I was talking to my boss about moving to the crazy little border town doing what I do now because that lot all over there, they are wacky and strange and like CRIMINAL and etc., all my favorite things plus my pay would go up 15K a year, that's what they pay people to go work there, it's so bad.
I THINK it went down that way, my boss is gonna investigate and I guess they are starting a program there for counseling which I must admit I miss. My boss was like, "How about COUNSELING, I know you still are one," and I was like... "Counseling THERE....swoon." I hope I was clear when she was like "But... salary... IDK I would have to investigate..." and I was like, I could SEE a nominal one or two K decrease JUST because it's counseling (everyone thinks counseling was the runt of the litter even though it's hard) but that would depend on the differential (which I know is at LEAST 15K if not more by now, since that town could be overrun any second by Mexico, totally (the Mexicans would win, BTW).
I hope she doesn't think I would work there AT ALL without a large differential because, frankly, I find it wild and dangerous and appealing and all those things, but I'm a NUT. So I hope she does not think I would do it for 2K less than I make now because I certainly would remain where I AM.
So, IDK should I clarify with her? Don't want to be misunderstanding or do I let her get all invested and be like, "Um no, you misunderstood." Or do I let her do all the investigating and then say, "Um we have a missing 15K somewhere." I'm thinking the former is better, and I will consult my peeps, but yea, I could use some advice, besides "are you insane your whitened bones will be used for MEXIcans for THEIR border wall when it's all through.
It's kind of a cool town. Very historic. It is also a total crumbling mess, with like, no amenities.
But forget all that do I email my supervisor or what?
Anna