This is my cue:
As you stare into that dark abyss known as indecisiveness, pondering the expense, the joy, the possible regret. As the darkness stares back, then slowly creeps forward as if to engulf you, think not of what you can do for your wallet, think of what it can do for you.
For years mankind (and womankind, cause you can't say mankind anymore without pissing someone off) has struggled daily at tasks they collect money for .money that is not enough to cover your backbreaking labor, the stress, the nights of worry. This money is yours, you have earned it. You deserve to be happy.
Shiny can do this.
Shiny can concur all, if only for a short time.
You simply have to stand on that cliff and stare back. Stare back and fill your lungs and shout "I will not let you win! I will no longer feel the weight of want! I will buy my precious!
I will not go quietly into the void!"
And when you do that, even if you feel a moment's doubt fear not my friend. For I will be there with you. I will put my arm around you to steady your nerves and I will ask you to yell louder.
Cause I will push you over that cliff with all the force of a freight train, and I wanna hear that battlecry as you go.
Cause I just gotta know how far down it is...