...?
Seriously.
Put it on tab and fires no problem.
Looking at the diagrams on the included instructions, that clearly had much younger eyes in mind when it was printed, all the parts are in the correct places. I thought it was the PEEK insulator, but I put it back right. Tab fires. Tab also tells me the 25r in it is crap.
At this point I pull it out and put it in the AIO. The little ring of light just laughs as I begin to explode. Nothing. NOTHING.
I rage. I made new four letter words. I damned the people who made it and their entire linage. Dared even one of them to show up, if by volcanic anger can cause someone to materialize on demand. I wouldn't hesitate to cow ..... slap them into next week. I called on God and he only shrugged. Apparently He doesn't vape. Or care. Or both.
At this point I pull it out again ignoring the tiny, tiny instructions to hold it upside down when there's
juice in it. Cue strawberry stoked words of pure freaking joy as my hands get covered in
juice.
You know what?
juice is freaking slippery.
Have you tried to unscrew parts that honestly require Keebler Elf fingers to handle. IT'S JOY.
Somehow I examine the coil, wick, AFC ring, all of it for what feels like the 100th time. Impatiently I put it all back together calling on the gods of Stupidity to spare me. I pray to the patron saint of small, expensive .... to not only help it work, but let me keep myself together long enough to get it back in.
And it fired!
Apparently the AFC ring wasn't seated, or just felt I don't have enough aggravation in my life.
So, after almost $100, 3 day wait and all the frustration I get my first hit.
Meh. Seriously, Meh. Simple SS coil, wicking is dead on, and it's meh. Now there is one hell of a nic buzz, which I do appreciate, but flavor doesn't wow me.
Maybe I'll swap out the positive tube to a smaller one when I feel like I need to ruin a good day, maybe that will help.
Now, where's the damn bourbon?