LOL the online Danielle Forsythe doesn't scare me, I believe he may be enjoying le attenciion.
I mean IDK IRL he might be a skinhead or something or like a biker. But, I have learned the skill of "being disarming" IRL. So, I think it's all good.
We could write a book "Zen and the art of Bunny Maintenance" and it would be like that crappy "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance," book only more Watership Down.
Aww hell, that book already has a BILLION more like, life lessons than the Motorcycle Book.
I have hated most new age books like poison starting with Jonathan Livingstone Seagull. That was a hard read, and by that I mean I had to keep getting up to read more after I threw it at the wall screaming "PLATITUDE ALERT."
My very favorite book of all time was a self published tome, it was written by a woman who did real estate and we were there during the fire. It was a "house" copy and it begged you not to steal it, like, if you wanted to buy a copy, it had instructions. I really wanted to hide it though.
It was... Like, this chick was a martial artist and she thanked her "Sensei" whose seal of approval was COPIOUSLY absent. It was called the way of the Sword, I think. It had all these pics and they slowly progressed, like okay there she is HOLDING the sword, 2 pages later you were like "Is that a NIP SLIP?" and then she disrobed more and more and like, she was pretty elderly. Varicose veins and stuff.
By the end, I was fairly certain I was going to see this SWORD protruding from ja vagina and like that would be "The End."
I will admit I LOVED that book and showed it to everyone including my 67 year old mommy who started giggling helplessly halfway through and told me to put it away....
I'm sorry this is what happens when I'm poor. LOL.
I'm not even poor really just not focused on buying stuff. I don't squonk so there is nothing I even want. I mean, within reason, If someone offered to buy me Douglas Land I would not say no. I'm just saying.
Anna
Damn it. The husband just fell into a deep sleep. I hear him grinding his teeth like a DONKEY. This is but ONE reason I try to fall asleep before him... gonna be a long night.
I mean IDK IRL he might be a skinhead or something or like a biker. But, I have learned the skill of "being disarming" IRL. So, I think it's all good.
We could write a book "Zen and the art of Bunny Maintenance" and it would be like that crappy "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance," book only more Watership Down.
Aww hell, that book already has a BILLION more like, life lessons than the Motorcycle Book.
I have hated most new age books like poison starting with Jonathan Livingstone Seagull. That was a hard read, and by that I mean I had to keep getting up to read more after I threw it at the wall screaming "PLATITUDE ALERT."
My very favorite book of all time was a self published tome, it was written by a woman who did real estate and we were there during the fire. It was a "house" copy and it begged you not to steal it, like, if you wanted to buy a copy, it had instructions. I really wanted to hide it though.
It was... Like, this chick was a martial artist and she thanked her "Sensei" whose seal of approval was COPIOUSLY absent. It was called the way of the Sword, I think. It had all these pics and they slowly progressed, like okay there she is HOLDING the sword, 2 pages later you were like "Is that a NIP SLIP?" and then she disrobed more and more and like, she was pretty elderly. Varicose veins and stuff.
By the end, I was fairly certain I was going to see this SWORD protruding from ja vagina and like that would be "The End."
I will admit I LOVED that book and showed it to everyone including my 67 year old mommy who started giggling helplessly halfway through and told me to put it away....
I'm sorry this is what happens when I'm poor. LOL.
I'm not even poor really just not focused on buying stuff. I don't squonk so there is nothing I even want. I mean, within reason, If someone offered to buy me Douglas Land I would not say no. I'm just saying.
Anna
Damn it. The husband just fell into a deep sleep. I hear him grinding his teeth like a DONKEY. This is but ONE reason I try to fall asleep before him... gonna be a long night.
Oh Anna I could never ignore you.
You say the damdest things.
Speak for yourself I have had biker gangs kick in my door and still never been as scared as I am when I see 20 Xs on my ecf alert page.
MAN! So far my rubber mat dealeo is WORKING,.
We shall see what happens in the morning when.... I just took a second anbien so 20 minutes, then bed.
I am NOT going to drive or anything and at one point in my life, I think I was on 25 mg of extended release ambien. Even the pharmacist was stymied by that one. He was like "But... you're a woman..." I was like, "Yeah yeah I'm not going to drive or anything, just feel the need to not, you know, chew through steel."
So like he filled it, but you could tell he was displeased. I was like, "really I'm not normal ask anyone."
OMG the DONKEY. Poke or smother? Guess we shall be finding OUT. It sets my teeth on edge from HERE. I should just sleep here dude.
No. That is MY bed too. So, I'll give it a shot.
We shall see what happens in the morning when.... I just took a second anbien so 20 minutes, then bed.
I am NOT going to drive or anything and at one point in my life, I think I was on 25 mg of extended release ambien. Even the pharmacist was stymied by that one. He was like "But... you're a woman..." I was like, "Yeah yeah I'm not going to drive or anything, just feel the need to not, you know, chew through steel."
So like he filled it, but you could tell he was displeased. I was like, "really I'm not normal ask anyone."
OMG the DONKEY. Poke or smother? Guess we shall be finding OUT. It sets my teeth on edge from HERE. I should just sleep here dude.
No. That is MY bed too. So, I'll give it a shot.
I certainly have eaten bunnies before, tastes very nice
This Aussie Loves horse racing btw and I can tell you there's nothing wrong with it at all so give me another reason to give you a big X and the Xman shall come runnin'
I'm not sure your in the right place here love, your after a website called Facebook.
Take your mate with ya
Oi...oh wait, yup we have a history of eating mutton (older sheepies than lambs), but not as common now, neither are rabbits though they have been stocked in the odd supermarket over the last few years. But rabbits are so expensive because we released a number of viruses nationwide meant to kill off the wild floppy ears population, and it worked in varying degrees....so pretty much any rabbit you see for sale is farmed rabbit, not wild.
I certainly have eaten bunnies before, tastes very nice
This Aussie Loves horse racing btw and I can tell you there's nothing wrong with it at all so give me another reason to give you a big X and the Xman shall come runnin'
This Aussie thinks forcing a poor animal to run around a circle so pillocks can try and earn money off of it, and ultimately lose everything they own because betting is a cancer, is just about the worst way to earn a dollar, as i always say when i see the fudging wannabe english elites and their horses on the telly: "Go earn an honest and ethical dollar"
The day i see one of them carrying a horse on their back and running in a circle i'll stop pointing the cruelty out...
Thanks for that!!
I needed a good laugh, I even think a bit of pee came out
Yeah....see i dont think animal cruelty is funny, but thats me
And just for expediency, yes, i just added you to ignore, because i just know the type.... been doing the interwebs long enough to spot a candidate
Please vent any further "witty" comebacks and/or your perceived entitled outrage into the void....
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Oh dear I don't think we need this kind of angst on this thread. It has always been the nicest thread on the site and I for one want it to stay that way 
Anna do you know what mutton is?
I'm guessing not so I'll help you out.
Mutton is the flesh of a fully grown (older) sheep as opposed to Lamb which is from younger animals.
Most people that buy a leg of lamb or lamb chops would be surprised at the young age of the sheep that's been butchered for them.
Mutton is traditionally eaten by people in wool growing areas where it makes no sense to kill an animal while it is still viably producing wool. Also wethers (castrated/neutred male sheep) are the ones usually chosen for mutton because they don't have the added value of reproduction in their life cycle. Sometimes older ewes are also slaughtered for mutton. Rams never - they rut til they die.
Not sure what mutton has to do with rabbits - I've been busy and missed a lot but hope this helps flesh our your knowledge base.
Good morning and happy Saturday, or Sunday as the case may be.
My attempt at humour here misplaced on a few fronts - post erased.
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