Shinyitis Support Group

[440BB]

I try to be on hand to provide support, just in case my wife ever chooses to do so.

 

[Sickbxy]

Don't worry @440BB; I'll step up to the task if you are too busy!

 

[jfcooley]

Olympic Figure Skating.

Just...kill...me...now.

 

[whodat2112]

Olympic Figure Skating.

Just...kill...me...now.

I like watching the Olympics (figure skating - not so much)

My question is, at the Summer Olympics, in water polo, how do they train the horses to hold their breath for so long?

 

[whodat2112]

Olympic Figure Skating.

Just...kill...me...now.

I put it on earlier, and it was curling.

Like watching paint dry

 

[jfcooley]

Holy batcrap Batman, they've been talking about skating for over an hour. Who knew there was so much to talk about.

Step A, find an effeminate man.
Step B, find a girl who will look like jailbait no matter what she wears.
Step C, throw glitter and sequins at a holloween costume
Step D, put said costume on A &B
Step E, Put them on ice.
Step F, Tell man to toss woman likes he's afraid the world will find out he is one.
Step G, repeat to music.
Step H, come up with reasons you want to live despite the soul sucking inner destruction and turmoil you're suffering because you're being made to watch.

In the end, strip off clothes and wander into the woods. Pray loved ones find your body before the nibbling creatures do.

 

[jfcooley]

I .... you not, the Chevy commercial was more intersting than the "preshow".

 

[whodat2112]

Holy batcrap Batman, they've been talking about skating for over an hour. Who knew there was so much to talk about.

Step A, find an effeminate man.
Step B, find a girl who will look like jailbait no matter what she wears.
Step C, throw glitter and sequins at a holloween costume
Step D, put said costume on A &B
Step E, Put them on ice.
Step F, Tell man to toss woman likes he's afraid the world will find out he is one.
Step G, repeat to music.
Step H, come up with reasons you want to live despite the soul sucking inner destruction and turmoil you're suffering because you're being made to watch.

In the end, strip off clothes and wander into the woods. Pray loved ones find your body before the nibbling creatures do.

Now THATS funny!!!

Especially the "in the end" part.

 

[Walter_Sobchak]

Holy batcrap Batman, they've been talking about skating for over an hour. Who knew there was so much to talk about.

Step A, find an effeminate man.
Step B, find a girl who will look like jailbait no matter what she wears.
Step C, throw glitter and sequins at a holloween costume
Step D, put said costume on A &B
Step E, Put them on ice.
Step F, Tell man to toss woman likes he's afraid the world will find out he is one.
Step G, repeat to music.
Step H, come up with reasons you want to live despite the soul sucking inner destruction and turmoil you're suffering because you're being made to watch.

In the end, strip off clothes and wander into the woods. Pray loved ones find your body before the nibbling creatures do.

I was really hoping that someone could have found a way for the effeminate man (Johnny Weir) and Mike Pence to be thrown together for a photo op before Pence left. Foiled again

 

[lil_buddy]

I like curling.

 

[jfcooley]

I like curling.

Swiftering?

 

[whodat2112]

I was really hoping that someone could have found a way for the effeminate man (Johnny Weir) and Mike Pence to be thrown together for a photo op before Pence left. Foiled again

I believe Pence would have secretly enjoyed it

 

[whodat2112]

I like curling.

Are you Canadian, eh?




That was a joke.

 

[Opinionated]

Holy batcrap Batman, they've been talking about skating for over an hour. Who knew there was so much to talk about.

Step A, find an effeminate man.
Step B, find a girl who will look like jailbait no matter what she wears.
Step C, throw glitter and sequins at a holloween costume
Step D, put said costume on A &B
Step E, Put them on ice.
Step F, Tell man to toss woman likes he's afraid the world will find out he is one.
Step G, repeat to music.
Step H, come up with reasons you want to live despite the soul sucking inner destruction and turmoil you're suffering because you're being made to watch.

In the end, strip off clothes and wander into the woods. Pray loved ones find your body before the nibbling creatures do.

You understand that most figure skaters are not adults right?

Majority of men don't start to really fill out like men until the age of 22. (That was when most boys shoulders fill out etc.)

Majority of figure skaters are between the ages of 14 - 22 years old.

 

[jfcooley]

Explains why they sound like they're balls haven't dropped.

They haven't...

 

[lil_buddy]

Are you Canadian, eh?




That was a joke.

I like sports where you make round things collide.

 

[whodat2112]

You understand that most figure skaters are not adults right?

Majority of men don't start to really fill out like men until the age of 22. (That was when most boys shoulders fill out etc.)

Majority of figure skaters are between the ages of 14 - 22 years old.

But most, if not all of the males are very effeminate.
Not that I care, I'm a very liberal person.
Just making an observation

 

[jfcooley]

So the American male is showing how great we are...

On his .....

Sadly for him his partner is his wife.
Yeah, good luck with that buddy...

 

[Sickbxy]

Majority of figure skaters are between the ages of 14 - 22 years old.

Yeah, I knew a 16 yo girl on the Olympic team when I was a kid

 

[whodat2112]

This is one of the funniest Olympic skits I can remember
may be a re post