Good morning shinies
Sister in Sydney sent me this yesterday....
You might like this.
UK Virus ALERT
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “...... Off” to “Let's Get the B**t*rd.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
Good Morning Charlie
I'm alright at the the moment Mate
Good morning shiners! Up early today but nothing to really do (I hate nights like this) so I guess I'll just rewick a bunch of attys.
Wow...50€ for burl wood BB panels. I've just ordered a set. I paid 120$ from Maddox customs in the US 
Fred...have you got no cases in NZ then at all.And us New Zealanders sitting here at the bottom wondering if the virus will know about us...
And us New Zealanders sitting here at the bottom wondering if the virus will know about us...
Nah, you'll be right cous(in)
Would explain why he tried to message me while he was driving.Yes...who knew ...lol. Incidentally I did send an email to Alex telling him to be extra responsive to my American friends who were very used to good service and got very annoyed if they weren't responded to
They show up now, will be awhile before they get here, but I'm ok with that.
Communication is the key...
How did you like those coils in an RTA? I have found you can use a lower wattage for the same vapor production. What are your thoughts? I know they work great in an RDA.
@DeloresRose Top health official in Ohio estimated on Thursday that more than 100,000 people in the state have coronavirus.
It says in the article that this is not limited to just Ohio. Other states in the same boat.
It says in the article that this is not limited to just Ohio. Other states in the same boat.
If this wasn't a presidential election year this corona virus scare would not be so blown out of proportion. This is ridiculous and people have just lost their minds.@DeloresRose Top health official in Ohio estimated on Thursday that more than 100,000 people in the state have coronavirus.
It says in the article that this is not limited to just Ohio. Other states in the same boat.
@DeloresRose Top health official in Ohio estimated on Thursday that more than 100,000 people in the state have coronavirus.
It says in the article that this is not limited to just Ohio. Other states in the same boat.
Wow, that escalated quickly. A couple days ago, there were4 confirmed cases, all near Cleveland.
As my husband used to say, hold on tight, we’re going in!
we still don't have any cases yet.@DeloresRose Top health official in Ohio estimated on Thursday that more than 100,000 people in the state have coronavirus.
It says in the article that this is not limited to just Ohio. Other states in the same boat.
not sure we even know how to test for it.
EDIT they found the kit,first case in the capital city.must have not seen my wood.
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we still don't have any cases yet.
From what I’m hearing, none of the states have adequate tests to run. Italy’s numbers are high because they’re testing. Our numbers would be terrifying if we did the same. Our government is irresponsible and inept in its response, and would rather leave the barn door open than face the facts.
Our government is doing more than any other country. We are testing and are quickly trying to find a cure. People need to quit listening to the BS propaganda from the fake news networks and think for themselves.
I don't know about Facebook but I just read a long thread on Next Door. Every type of opinion you can imagine. Some folks appeared to have studied what's happening and understood it. Some thought it was a hoax perpetrated by the fake news media and it's no worse than the common cold. Some were mad and just blamed one or the other politician. One sub-thread ranting about guns. Some were intending to continue their lives like nothing happened and others were ready to go to the bunker.
I feel like this may be able to be filed under TMI.
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