Poor kid,think buying a Brunhilde makes you part of the club?
Nah my dead Redbird,there is a long,exhausting and grueling screening process to go thru just so you can be granted a temporary membership.
-DNA test going back 23 generations to see if the Brunhilde chromosome is in your DNA.
-Mental Brunhilde attitude,multitude of multiple choice scenarios where you must respond in a ''what would
@Daniel Forsyth do?''
-Physical aptitude tests which include beer chugging (from a wooden cup), ability to wear a cap with horns without looking ridiculous and being able to build a viking boat with no tools except a set of coils and some cotton.
-Need to be strong,this segment of the testing will be comprised of a fortitude test where you have to carry your wife and mother in law to the nearest 7-11,buy scratchers and a mountain dew and then head back home.
You are no allowed to put your wife and mother in law down on the ground at any time.
These are just some of the test you need to pass so you can finally be a ''temporary'' member of the Brunhilde group.
p.s. just home for a quick shower,short siesta and i'm off to the hospital again.
wish i could stay longer,miss you guys