SMT, Charlie, myself, Mel, Nailz and Zazie had a rolling energetic discussion about the different versions of the Paramour and the screen orientation/resulting up down button placement.
All sorts of youtube links, photos, hand and/or computer drawn arrows were used to try and explain.
We kind of got there in the end. Seems like we've found at least 3 different versions of the Paramour with slight variations.
Anyway it was good natured, sometimes a bit silly and no blood was spilled.
Somebody else seemed to have misunderstood the rowdiness for ill feeling but that was never clarified.
I'm sure we're all friends