Oh, I have many hidden talents on tequila, including the ability to dance on a piano. How mortifying.

Kind of like drunk and driving, I always thought I would be
great at it even though I can barely drive well when not tequila'd up. Same with dancing, always thought I was
just FINE at it, although it took MUCH coaching for me to get
through the darn dance scenes in my HS musical. So glad the "ubiquitous cell-phone capture" wasn't a thing back then.
I also still have many hidden talents on tequila that even *I* don't know about. It's an exceptionally good liquor for getting me to go right into a blackout. I stopped drinking it LONG before I stopped drinking. LOL. Even for me, some of those "Guess what you did last night...." moments were a bit too... painful?
Anna