If your attacked by a bear, simply lie down and accept your place in Earth's food chain.
It's not a very good survival tip, and for that, I am sorry.
Hahaha - not too far off.
One morning last year i was going for a walk, just for exercise and just along the road. Well I kept smelling bear, and the further along I got along the road the stronger the bear smelled, instead of me walking away from the bear it was almost like I was walking toward, and then side by side with the bear, instead of walking away. .
At that point I checked the fact I had no weapon, I hadn't even taken my walking stick that day - nothing whatsoever for self defense other than my intelligence, and to be honest I had more faith in the bear winning than me.. haha. Sometimes intelligence does little to no good. Lol.
Well I hadn't actually seen the bear yet (as the forest is against the road) but, instinct kicked in and I decided it was time to make my way back home, so I turned around and started walking back to the house .
Two or three steps later I saw, not one bear, but two. They were sitting on the side of the road at that point looking at me. (I make an interesting subject.. lol)
I stopped and gave it some thought - once more to the absense of ways to defend myself.
So I made a decision... the road was man-made and so it was mine. .. they could have the forest, but I owned that road.
So I acted naturally - and walked right past them... (attempting to exude confidence... while having a measure of fear)
I did not run, I did not act like prey or a victim, i acted like i was in the hood and no one was going to intimidate me, or stop me.
And they watched me go... no problems..
But yeah, sometimes... you just know what rung of the food chain your on, and you know it's not the top.. hahaha. You just fake it to make it through. .