Trumps hair, or...I believe in free plastic surgery.... But only for like, those with congenital deformities and/or tragic accidents. ONLY for that... but, I do believe that "man back hair" qualifies under that category, and it should at least be OFFERED for free (perhaps mandatory at the beach, unless the dude in question agrees to keep his shirt on.)
Oh dear, I hope I haven't offended anyone. But if I have, I don't want to hear about your soft, luxuriant back hair and how it has improved your life....
Anna

