Okay, I'll be the official translator... I "speak" French. (Meaning, it's pretty rusty until I visit and am immersed, then it all returns. I will steal the baguettes, vin, and foi gras until then). Translation services I can do. We can all get authentic doggies...
Although, my motto is "Never Surrender" so I'm pretty sure if things go south while we're there, I can help a country out, LOL.
Also, I'm starting to wonder if a get together is even safe, but given we will have a "schoolmarm/queen" well, we can arm ourselves with rocks.. My aim's pretty good. I'm also ready and prepared to bring a blueprint for whatever those machines are that HURL gigantic flaming rocks into castles, I will have the husband draw up a blueprint for me.
Because.... I'm not arming myself with ROCKS, damn it. LOL. That day will NEVER come, I'd almost prefer to arm myself with the "spell to cast kidney stones" upon a person, it would be more useful.
LOL, Irony, too since I'm on the topic. You'll get expelled in grade two for picking up a stick and pretending it's a gun, but apparently "Loading up" on rocks, to Actually Do Damage is a-OK!
I've been waiting a while to utilize that trenchant piece of wisdom ya'll so you are welcome. Heh.
Yeah, is it safe, though???
Anna
Trebuchet, Catapult, and Balista I have blueprints covered on that remember I collect weapons as well as other things