MAN. I have six SOLID references. Thank God, man. LOL.
Now I have to decide what to do in a final battle. I may be making an expensive (but not shiny) purchase or not. And actually, I have NOT smoked yet today NOR do I feel incredibly AWFUL, either. Etc. That's pretty good, I think.
So glad to know I have references whenever needed. I have found out I am ultra rapid metabolizer of things, ALL things (it's also why it's hard to keep weight on, yeah, if you are jealous, just try an Ensure Shake sometime, LOL). I have the extra copy of the enzyme, my mom does too and I think it's why she is so fond of codeine. It basically turns it into .......
So, like, my choice is thus: I cannot get my HS certificate for at LEAST a week, probably, and like I have found a fairly reasonable online hair test. No, I didn't know I'd get one, no I don't habitually do much with any sort of herb (unless I am cooking, LOL) other than my MOUTH SURGERIES. Yes, I had a card, yes I was legal, my license wasn't even ACTIVATED it was no crime, etc. But, like, man, I am RIGHT AT THAT LINE with the damn hair. It could be negative (because I'm an ultra rapid metabolizer) or it could be bad. Now, I could DISCLOSE this fact (my UA will be just fine) but frankly, it's a Jail that takes like, Federal funds. I am not a chick carrying a gun (like, seriously, THANK GOD I'm not a prison guard that would be my version of hell) but also, I don't much CARE to disclose this if I don't have to, it could well be a dealbreaker and frankly my wish is to just DISCLOSE because I actually don't like being sneaky all that much period.
But, if I tell HR lady I can't get my HS diploma for about a week (I seriously might not be able to) I guess I could order and do this test (PSA: regular UAs with an order are PUBLIC RECORD, it's not even a hippa thing) but it would take time. Alternately I could go to a regular place, probably take longer and also PUBLIC RECORD, joy (I have never once had a positive UA, by the way). Probably quicker but also more expensive.
I need a chemist honestly but even back when I was taking a ton of benzos (less so now) they never showed up etc. So I might be FINE.
Think I'll email lady on Monday and let her know, like, I CAN'T get my HS diploma oh, until the 17th. That may not be enough time for my start date, she may then tell me some other form of ID is acceptable (I have never, ever one time been asked for my HS diploma, holy goodness.)
I really just want to disclose, really. But then I also just would like it if I PASSED. The problem with that is I may not have much chance/time to figure out if I WILL or not.
I, ugh.. I know it's a jail, I know how they treat prisoners and etc., but gosh and Crush the Holy Ghost, IDK what WORKING there will be like.
So far I have been 100% honest and no one has come at me yet, stating that I suck the big one although to be fair, I imagine employment background checks take time. I have also heard here and there, that well, employers don't WANT to disclose, even if there is a DISCLOSURE as part of the proceedings and stuff, because they can still get sued for "inaccurate information." I just sort of firmly believe that I may be fine but I wish I KNEW.
Also, have smoked Zero cigarettes today and the husband has come out of his PTSD dissociative fugue. THANK GOD. LOL. By all rights I should be smoking like crazy, but I'm just not... Refuse to question it either. LOL.
Anna