OMG,
@Sickbxy your roommate is my EX HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lock up the stuff, batten down the hatches, hide the valuables!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, that was my therapist's name for my ex, because he was an absolute pig and worked in glass removal and repair, and I would say stuff to her like, "Oh god, he came home today and it was like, I just cleaned but his fingers are made of scrap metal and molt bolts!!!!!"
She would chuckle, and say, "I always think of him as Pigpen in my mind." The name stuck. She was the best, she did marriage counseling with us for like THREE years, and the whole time she was totally impartial and stuff, but one day I sat, the three of us in the room and like, I was like, "I have more fondness for my FEMALE therapist, and she is another chick, than I do for my ex husband." That was when I was like, "Okay, something is very wrong." LOL
About 7 years later, very quietly one time, she said, "OMG Anna, I was praying and silently BEGGING the WHOLE time that you'd leave."




OMG I loved her so much! She was the best!
LOL
@Sickbxy if you ever need an exorcism, I mean an eviction, I will PM you her number. It's best if you just kind of leave yourself, though. Just take your vape stuff, the animals, and your personal clothing. You are not going to need the memories of any other item, including the apartment you once shared.
TRUST ME ON THIS. LOL
Anna