I love my kid. LOL he just sprayed the perimeter of our house (and all the ant hills with RAID.) He also did it in boxer underwear and a TOP, like, no SHOES. NO twitching.
He also in the process of putting more draino down my tub explained to me that my drain stopper was a "screw in" drain and I could just take it out when I was SHOWERING not bathing.
He THEN discovered the lint filter in the dryer. I told him there was not one. He pulled it out and SHOWED it to me while laughing hysterically. Then he was like, "Now, you have to clean it so you don't burn down the house.


My kid is smarter than me, my husband and my ex combined. Holy crud, he should be used for cloning, honestly.
He's just... He's just GOOD at stuff and whenever he needs to know something he googles and then checks elsewhere as needed.
Clearly, I have GOT to keep him around somehow. LOL I guess to be fair to the husband he like hasn't had too much attention for this house.
But my kid was like "Mom, you NEED to do the perimeter! If you don't they come and die INSIDE and no one likes that."
I love him so much and I raised him SO well, although to be fair he was a born autodidact. He is the BOMB though, and so
chill. I don't know how he is so CHILL all the time, he was raised by like 2.5 (I count my ex as a 0.5) NUTJOBS.
I have to keep him... Maybe I can arrange some accident where he can't drive like use of a foot. Nah, that would be unconscionable.
I may however ask him how much he would need to be paid to hang out but he'd probably be all reasonable and be like, "I need work experience."
I just asked. LOL he said he would need air conditioning on the truck, and 400-500 bucks."
That is... once we sell the house... Totally doable.
Anna