Ummm, he's ^^^^^^ doing it wrong.That's why I take pictures of you from a distance. You don't even know I'm there.
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How does that guy see anything other than his blinds? They're nearly closed. He doesn't have them parted to see stuff with his binoculars.
Dorky guy above obviously needs a woman in his life to "demonstrate" and "teach" proper techniques. However, I don't think this woman would be interested in him.
Note the parted blinds. Leave it to a woman.