Then I've actually never read a review that was valid. There are
devices that don't fit my (extremely small for a man) hand. They feel terrible.
I never want to hear another Provari user discuss taste, either, as that's obviously invalid. Quite apart from the fact that the math will show the wire simply can't respond that quickly. The latency time is far too high for the oscillation to make any real difference.
And ugly is an aesthetic quantity. The Provari is simply fugly. It doesn't need to feel bad, to me the VAMO is fugly for other reasons (but I still have one). My everyday, running-around Volt X2 is aesthetically fairly neutral to my tastes, except for the blue LED which is, to me, full on fugly.
I could go into proportions, familiarity of design, color choices, color meanings, Form Follows Function rules, and so on. I don't. I just rate it on the beautiful to pretty to attractive to neutral to unattractive to ugly to fugly scale.