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sorry bout the size......hit control and wheel mouse to zoom in just to keep it kosher........Vapin chocolate frost.........after patiently letting it seep since 9\14........Yummy now...
like girl scout choc mint cookies
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I loved the scooter when I was a kid!!!
I'd probably kill myself now.
That looks like Dale's doggy on steroids. bahahahaha
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He fl...oored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? Im too old for this! and pulled over to await the troopers arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding a reason Ive never before heard Ill let you go..
The old gentleman paused then said, Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
Have a good day, Sir, replied the trooper.
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He fl...oored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? Im too old for this! and pulled over to await the troopers arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding a reason Ive never before heard Ill let you go..
The old gentleman paused then said, Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
Have a good day, Sir, replied the trooper.
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