I went to that Yearbook Yourself site and this is how it came out...
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OMG - That's so much fun. Here's mine - Wrong year, but that's half the fun!
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OMG - That's so much fun. Here's mine - Wrong year, but that's half the fun!
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,
"It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."
"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.
I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and
the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.
It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
"It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."
"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.
I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and
the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.
It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
I can see this is hard to read, allow me to caption for you.
Q: If a taco and a burrito are traveling near the speed of light and collide, will the result be delicious?
A: The result would be an explosion large enough to destroy a small village. High speed collisions do that, whether or not they are made of Mexican food.
Q: If a taco and a burrito are traveling near the speed of light and collide, will the result be delicious?
A: The result would be an explosion large enough to destroy a small village. High speed collisions do that, whether or not they are made of Mexican food.
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May the Seuss be with you.
EDIT: I can't get the picture the way I want it...and now there are two things showing and I can't delete the superfluous thing...meh!
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Rave...I understand that you are the local wood nymph...that being the case, could you be so kind as to explain this phenomenon to me, please??
Rave...I understand that you are the local wood nymph...that being the case, could you be so kind as to explain this phenomenon to me, please??
Hmmm - It'd be my guess that it is very rare photographic evidence confirming the existence of Liriodendron impregnatus (a pregnant yellow poplar tree).
Course, I could be wrong. Never actually saw one in real life.
So, you're saying that's a belly in that pic? Hmmm, that didn't occur to me. What I thought, well---never mind. Would have made "tree hugging" lots more popular though. 
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