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ya mean it's not inside like the baby in a king cake? awwww.. spoiled all the fun!
I cannot look at that pic without laughing
I cannot look at that pic without laughing
Saw this over at ElementsVillage.com:
My Favorite Xmas Cookie Recipe:
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1/4 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
Cooking Instructions:
First sample the Crown Royal to check the quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer ... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar . Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the [darn] fruit off of the floor .
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something ... who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink ... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees, trying not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Rewax on the sofa til done.
Hab a Cherry Mistmas or whab ever!
My Favorite Xmas Cookie Recipe:
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1/4 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
Cooking Instructions:
First sample the Crown Royal to check the quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer ... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar . Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the [darn] fruit off of the floor .
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something ... who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink ... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees, trying not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Rewax on the sofa til done.
Hab a Cherry Mistmas or whab ever!
oh!! wow!! oh!! wow!!....can I relate to this vid....ive been trying to pull a wabbit out of a hat for over 6 looooonnnng years.....the love of my life....wabbit adam.....
if only carrots would do the trick......so ive retired from magic tricks....they didn't work for me...........how I miss that wabbit....
...........owell im still laughing....
LOL!!!!! I was half drunk when I read this out loud to the Hubby so it made perfect sense to me!!!!
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