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OMG, Tail, I didn't see what was on the side of the road till I clicked on it!!! The SI forum supplies another belly-laugh!
cheers tails...yeah got a few of those snappers...close by...at the zoo...just hope none ever escape..
I'm hooked on Gator Boys and laughed when I saw this
yeah its just come to our tv...they crack me up...those swamp guys
crocs are abit quicker than those gators
4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.
It was the occasion of my old mate ernies 80th birthday.....to celebrate the occasion he married himself a 20 year old hottie....I said let me tell you ernie....when I am 80....ill marry myself a 20 year old toy boy....and let me tell you ernie....that 20 goes into 80....a hell
4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.
of a lot more....then 80 goes into 20..a oldie but a goodie....
Hahaha, maybe so ! - I certainly wouldn't have ever found out the capital of Dallas is 73 degrees, with a low of 43, without his help... He's kind of like the Messiah of our time <3
and it only takes 10 min... my favorite line was there are 10,000 people on the internet in the next ten years there is expected to be 50,000 lol
I know that photo well, it was taken in Florida.
Those are not Crocodiles, they American Alligators.
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