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An old woman of eighty was up in front of the judge accused of theft. The Judge asked her. What did you steal? The old woman said a can of pears. The judge ask why did you steal the pears? The old woman replied, because I was hungry. The judge asked How many pears were in the can? The woman said six. The judge said, I will sentence you to six days in jail, for each pear that was in the can. The husband jumped up and said Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas.
 
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