The Funny Pages

[DM]

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What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

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[Amethyst_Star]

 

[EleanorR]

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
- Steven Wright

Umm, I dunno . . . (pretend the ferret is a squirrel):



(Or the small cat is):

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How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?

It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

That also works with the anxiety meds!

 

[Sundrinkr]

Warning.... language, and just ideas in general lolol
redneck rapper animated cartoon - YouTube

 

[Sundrinkr]

One of my favorite kitty cartoons........

Cat lovers will understand. "Simon's Cat"- Simon Tofield - YouTube

 

[chimney55]

One of my favorite kitty cartoons........

Cat lovers will understand. "Simon's Cat"- Simon Tofield - YouTube

While that one remains my favorite Simon's cat, this one became my second favorite.

 

[Amethyst_Star]

 

[Amethyst_Star]

This is cute: Grandparents Discover Photo Booth - YouTube

 

[starsong]

I want to thank you guys for making me aware of Simon's Cat. I never heard of it before and just watched several of them. He really can capture them to a T. I also realized I had no sound at all on youtube videos. The speaker icon had an X by it. Took me about an hour of fidgeting, and finally just had to reinstall Adobe Flash before I could get sound again.

 

[CatLady007]

One of my favorite kitty cartoons........

Cat lovers will understand. "Simon's Cat"- Simon Tofield - YouTube

Yep. Laughed till I cried.

 

[ThreadKiller]

This is kinda cute.

 

[Amethyst_Star]

Oh my! This is so true for me! LOL!

 

[Amethyst_Star]

 

[Amethyst_Star]

 

[Imagine]

 

[Staceylt40]

LOL @ Someone is wrong on the internet. That seriously made me giggle. How true is that? LOL

 

[Staceylt40]

Oh my! This is so true for me! LOL!

Oh How I can relate. It never fails!

 

[ThreadKiller]

LOL @ Someone is wrong on the internet. That seriously made me giggle. How true is that? LOL

It's only the people who disagree with me.

 

[EleanorR]

Oh my! This is so true for me! LOL!

Oh How I can relate. It never fails!

Ladies, ladies, this is why you make the, um, watercloset your last stop before going to bed! I personally multi-task: wet toothbrush, apply toothpaste, then sit on toilet while brushing teeth . . .

 

[Amethyst_Star]

I do the same and it NEVER fails! I STILL have to get up once I'm all covered up and ready to sleep! LOL!

Ladies, ladies, this is why you make the, um, watercloset your last stop before going to bed! I personally multi-task: wet toothbrush, apply toothpaste, then sit on toilet while brushing teeth . . .