The Funny Pages

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If only it was that easy!!

 

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[Imagine]

 

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Something to do if you are bored.

 

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Everyone must be at work............or still sleeping.

 

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I feel like this most mornings!!

 

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I like people but I don't like anyone talking to me for the first hour that I'm up!

 

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A lazy rainy day.

 

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[Imagine]

 

[Imagine]

 

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 

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[Imagine]

 

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