The "Vaping is like..." thread

[THE]

All this time we've been paying with our health. Our bodies and our very lives, to smoke. Walking around smelling like ****, coughing and being all sickly. Given up our sense of smell and taste. Here I am vaping all morning and I don't feel sick or smell like a roasting pile of horse ****. I can smell the rain outside. I feel like I'm getting away with something naughty (which I've always just loved to do because I am so bad) and I just LOVE IT

So let's have a vaping is like thread... Just reply with a one liner, finish this sentence: "I think vaping is like.."

Here are some of mine:

having your cake, and eating it too (which I've always managed to do)
sleeping with 1000 women without having to worry about aids
smoking with borrowed lungs
a huge fat free meal with all of the trimmings


Please don't think I'm a fanatic... I just LOVE vaping!!

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

Getting your lung virginity back.

 

[kj4lxw]

like having sex without needing to find a partner..... oh wait... ...

 

[ab357]

like having sex without needing to find a partner..... oh wait... ...

I'm glad I didn't have a mouth full of Pepsi when I read that!

 

[BradSmith]

Vaping is like...... Hanging out on the beach in Montery while beautifull women bring me ice cold beer, rub my feet and wax my board in their bikinis. The cool breeze coming off of a glacier in the alps, while beautiful women rub my back and bring me Ice cold beer while wearing those really cute low cut wenches outfits. Playing the perfect gig while thousands cheer and having the hit song of the decade and then going back stage and having beautiful women rub my aching hands and hand me Ice cold beer while wearing spandex. Being ask to go on a world tour with all my favorite bands and having beautifull women rub my legs while serving me Ice Cold beer while wearing lingerie.

How's that?

 

[loxmythe]

Vaping is like...... Hanging out on the beach in Montery while beautifull women bring me ice cold beer, rub my feet and wax my board in their bikinis. The cool breeze coming off of a glacier in the alps, while beautiful women rub my back and bring me Ice cold beer while wearing those really cute low cut wenches outfits. Playing the perfect gig while thousands cheer and having the hit song of the decade and then going back stage and having beautiful women rub my aching hands and hand me Ice cold beer while wearing spandex. Being ask to go on a world tour with all my favorite bands and having beautifull women rub my legs while serving me Ice Cold beer while wearing lingerie.

How's that?

yeah what he said

 

[THE]

Vaping is like...... Hanging out on the beach in Montery while beautifull women bring me ice cold beer, rub my feet and wax my board in their bikinis. The cool breeze coming off of a glacier in the alps, while beautiful women rub my back and bring me Ice cold beer while wearing those really cute low cut wenches outfits. Playing the perfect gig while thousands cheer and having the hit song of the decade and then going back stage and having beautiful women rub my aching hands and hand me Ice cold beer while wearing spandex. Being ask to go on a world tour with all my favorite bands and having beautifull women rub my legs while serving me Ice Cold beer while wearing lingerie.

How's that?

California.. I loved it. It was my first time there a few months ago. I could never live there because of the government, but, it was nowhere near as bad as I thought it'd be... The people were "awesome", and I don't even say that word. It was 4F here at the time, so 75F there was awesome.

I love palm trees and female flesh. I don't give a **** WHERE it is. South Texas, Daytona, Cali, it just doesn't matter.. Beautiful smiling women and a cool breeze and palm trees and a cold drink, man you got the TICKET, you got life all figured out. Grrrr

And I LOVE to put my ladies into adorable little outfits.. maid, nurse, oh nothing kinky LOL

 

[BradSmith]

California.. I loved it. It was my first time there a few months ago. I could never live there because of the government, but, it was nowhere near as bad as I thought it'd be... The people were "awesome", and I don't even say that word. It was 4F here at the time, so 75F there was awesome.

I love palm trees and female flesh. I don't give a **** WHERE it is. South Texas, Daytona, Cali, it just doesn't matter.. Beautiful smiling women and a cool breeze and palm trees and a cold drink, man you got the TICKET, you got life all figured out. Grrrr

And I LOVE to put my ladies into adorable little outfits.. maid, nurse, oh nothing kinky LOL

Well actually I have been married to my wife for 21 years. But a man can dream can't he? Please say yes, it's all I have left.

Beware of California, you might end up with a California girl like I did.

 

[THE]

Well actually I have been married to my wife for 21 years. But a man can dream can't he? Please say yes, it's all I have left.

Beware of California, you might end up with a California girl like I did.

You ain't missing ****, period ... any man with a loyal faithful loving wife, one who will put in some years and be down for you ... that's a wealthy man having that woman!!

I got some nice nice lady friends and they treat me like a king but I'd **** someone in the ****ing **** if the women I loved hadn't turned on me. I loved both of them, dearly.

Man and then when I was with them I thought I was missing something sometimes. You know? But there's nothing to miss!! LoL over here. One of those two women I spoke of was from Sacremento .. My first Asian woman was there in OC .. and the other one of those two I spoke of was from Staten Island .. I have a really good lady friend in Salinas, too . There's one in NY who is a little crazy, and I forgot what I'm talking about but I think Cali is really nice

The one I really want the most is in Va Beach.. was in Philly when we met (I love the east coast). .. She is so very marriage material. Perfect face, perfect body, degrees in crim jus and biz man, bad ....* too she does that martial arts thing and played rugby, has her own guns, a real bad ....* and takes that as a compliment. Only bad thing is she has a dog bigger than ME and she's not quite submissive enough yet .. But she is so sweet her voice and her smile knock me off of my feet and the body, you wouldn't believe that body of hers

But she's got no time for me while she's training for her new career so I usually just see some of the other ones or I stay to myself I DEFINITELY don't see any women around HERE but Ms. Chelsey is one state over and there's Ms. Andrea in AR I'll see them both some time this month for a couple of weeks and I am rambling because of the vodka again

sorry

 

[Shai]

Vaping is like that word on the tip of your tongue that you can't remember. It's right there but not quite there.

 

[Israfil]

Vaping is like...... Hanging out on the beach in Montery while beautifull women bring me ice cold beer, rub my feet and wax my board in their bikinis. The cool breeze coming off of a glacier in the alps, while beautiful women rub my back and bring me Ice cold beer while wearing those really cute low cut wenches outfits. Playing the perfect gig while thousands cheer and having the hit song of the decade and then going back stage and having beautiful women rub my aching hands and hand me Ice cold beer while wearing spandex. Being ask to go on a world tour with all my favorite bands and having beautifull women rub my legs while serving me Ice Cold beer while wearing lingerie.

How's that?

Brad...you really want a beer don't you...?

Vaping is like Darth Vader riding a Unicorn made of cheesecake. If you tried hard enough to fathom the awesomeness your head would explode.

 

[BradSmith]

Brad...you really want a beer don't you...?

Vaping is like Darth Vader riding a Unicorn made of cheesecake. If you tried hard enough to fathom the awesomeness your head would explode.

Good one that's funny. I won't try and fathom that, I promise. (not that it would make much of a mess if I did.)

Yah, I want a beer. You got any?

What's the best beer? Free Beer!! What is better than Free Beer? Free Cold Beer!!!!! (yah, back in the day I was in a frat, OX rocks)

As for the ladies I look, but I do not touch. One beautiful lady is more than enough for me. (ps. my wife looks too, but I never call her out on it, well maybe once or twice).

 

[cliff5550]

Vaping is like...... Hanging out on the beach in Montery while beautifull women bring me ice cold beer, rub my feet and wax my board in their bikinis. The cool breeze coming off of a glacier in the alps, while beautiful women rub my back and bring me Ice cold beer while wearing those really cute low cut wenches outfits. Playing the perfect gig while thousands cheer and having the hit song of the decade and then going back stage and having beautiful women rub my aching hands and hand me Ice cold beer while wearing spandex. Being ask to go on a world tour with all my favorite bands and having beautifull women rub my legs while serving me Ice Cold beer while wearing lingerie.

How's that?

Talk about a guy who enjoys his vape!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pkj]

Health for my Body
Peace for my Mind
Lifting of my Spirit

In other words... it heavenly ~

 

[DonDaBoomVape]

Wax your what inside their bikinis?!

Vaping is like ... vaping! [I can't think of any higher praise.]

 

[bassnut]

uld make much of a mess if I did.)

Yah, I want a beer. You got any?

One beautiful lady is more than enough for me. (ps. my wife looks too, but I never call her out on it, well maybe once or twice).

This babe looks tempting....I mean she's got the right stuff. Look at those guys in the background checking her out.

 

[bassnut]

Vaping is like eating bacon. Any questions?

 

[BradSmith]

Wax your what inside their bikinis?!

Vaping is like ... vaping! [I can't think of any higher praise.]

My board man, you know the thing I stand up and surf on!

 

[BradSmith]

This babe looks tempting....I mean she's got the right stuff. Look at those guys in the background checking her out.

Oh man, she has everything I want.

 

[DonDaBoomVape]

Oh man, she has everything I want.

OK. You take the "babe" and I'll take what she's carrying.

As for your other comment: Oh! Your surfboard! [A lot less interesting than my fantasy.]