"Tooting"
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!
Hubby's brother got him a farting card for his birthday. They're so mature.
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!
Hubby's brother got him a farting card for his birthday. They're so mature.
If I let the various terms people use for a wide variety of things bother me as much as toot seems to offend some folks I would have gone postal years ago. As long as a slang word isn't racially offensive or degrading I could care less what folks say. I have said toot on occasion myself, to me the term "take a hit" means smoking a tobacco alternative substance. More often or not I just say "burn some juice" when I am vaping.
lol my bf's mom calls farts "toots" also, so I am the same way, I just think of her and her "tooting" and can't associate that with vaping lol. She has some strange terminology for stuff lol.
Just for you, Rocketpunk.
Oh my gad! If I was forced to listen to that live, I'd revert back to my youth-in-church days, where I'd start scanning the sanctuary for how I would plan my escape if ninjas repelled down and started taking people out. FLIP OVER THE PEW IN FRONT OF ME! CREATE A DISTRACTION! RUN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!
Oooh, ooooh, another pun in editing: Confuscious say, You fart in church, you sit in your own pew.
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Lol, it doesn't offend me, Abs. It just... makes my skin crawl. It's a visceral reaction, not an emotional one.
My sister cannot STAND to hear the words "moist" or "photo".
My coworker cannot STAND the word "stink" or "stinky" (not in relation to our term for real cigs, just the word in general).
Our regional version is "The more you toot, the better you feel, so lift your leg and let 'em squeal."
Gross! ;-)
Yeah, I picked up "toot" from watching Grimm Green videos. Its funny, last night was the first time I ever used it in a post, and today I read this, lol.
So if you OD on nicotine, you'd be one toke over the line?
(Old song reference for you younger folks.)
The word "toot" always makes me think of an illicit activity that we're probably not allowed to mention on here. Hey, I grew up in a college town.
Me too.
I use drag or taste, my wife sez puff..
"taste this wife."
"see if you like this, just take a little drag."
"Puff this, is it burnt?"
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lol old people dont realize how all of their music has been compressed into our repertoire. yes we don't have memories of going to a original dead concert but that doesn't mean there aren't just as many kids today that can recite silver wolf word for word.. and our generation holds a woodstock every single year. its called bonnaroo and its beaten woodstock's turn out every year for decades. The only difference is bonnaroo is extremely marketed and it costs $400 to have a good time there. We might not have the dead but we have dark star orchestra, phil lesh, bob weir, etc etc etc.. and a lot of grrreat designer [moderated by myself lol] that your generation never had lolol. jk. but seriously. we're just a crunch of ya'll so don't think for a second that we're not gonna know what about toke over the line.
We might not have the dead but we have dark star orchestra, phil lesh, bob weir, etc etc etc.. and a lot of grrreat designer [moderated by myself lol] that your generation never had lolol. jk. but seriously. we're just a crunch of ya'll so don't think for a second that we're not gonna know what about toke over the line.
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I'd give anything to see someone in this day and age of digital devices pull out an old fasioned "For real" pocket watch. I use to carry one when I wore bib overalls. Then it got broke and I've not found one I really liked as well.
As for taking a "toot", I work in a extremely political correct enviroment. I've been talking to some of my friends who know my health issues. I NEVER EVER use the term "e-cig, or e-cigarette. I ALWAYS refer to it as my "PV or personal vaporizer" A Nicotine inhaler that is battery operated. When I work "e-cigs" are against the policy and I can be fired for using it if I'm caught. So I just do it to try and stay one step ahead of "Big Brother" Just remember the book "1984", if your old enough to. LOL. If you don't know the book then read it, cause it's happening now.
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