What I hate about a ProVari

[p.opus]

I hate that the ProVari is over 4 times more expensive than every mod I own.
I hate that the ProVari is Variable Voltage only.
I hate that the ProVari has a 510 connector only.
I hate that the Provari has a glaring red 70's LED display
I hate that the ProVari has a clear window showing you all the circuitry on the control board
I hate that the Provari does not have a separator between the Battery tube and control board and just sits there open.
I hate that the ProVari only takes 18490 Button Top batteries standard.
I hate that the ProVari does not have the ability to charge the battery in the device via USB.
I hate that the ProVari requires you to spend 70 extra bucks for a USB passthrough module
I hate that the ProVari requires you to spend extra money to get things like an extender cap or paint job or different display color
I hate that the ProVari fires the atomizer whenever you check battery charge or atomizer ohms.
I hate that the ProVari has a cryptic menu system that requires an ungodly number of button presses to make adjustments.
I hate that the ProVari does not have a removable ring on top to be able to customize the look of the device or create a flat top instead of round top.
I hate that the ProVari has garnered almost cult like status and spawned a bunch of annoying ProVari elitists that equate owning anything else to owning junk.


But the thing I HATE THE MOST ABOUT THE PROVARI IS: After you have it in your hands and use it for any length of time, you forget about everything else you hate about it.

I went to the Tampa vaping convention today and walked out with about 90ml of e-juice...





...and a satin black ProVari.

 

[Train2]

LOL.
Enjoy it!!!

 

[tearose50]

ditto .....

 

[Susan W.]

Is this a joke? Or a dream? You got a what?

 

[kbf101998]

Enjoy!

 

[The Ocelot]

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[Jugband]

I can't top The Ocelot! Well said!

 

[Baditude]

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But the thing I HATE THE MOST ABOUT THE PROVARI IS: After you have it in your hands and use it for any length of time, you forget about everything else you hate about it.
I went to the Tampa vaping convention today and walked out with ...a satin black ProVari.

It takes one to know one.

You've been chosen. Soon you'll understand what the rest of us owners understand. Grats.

 

[Gato del Jugo]

I went to the Tampa vaping convention today and walked out with about 90ml of e-juice...

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...and a satin black ProVari.

I knew this would happen.. What took you so long?


Looks like we'll have to do something with that signature thing of yours...

 

[Smoot]

Congrats and welcome!!!!
I saw you post that pic elsewhere, but just thought you were being sarcastic. LOL!!!

 

[Smoot]

I knew this would happen.. What took you so long?


Looks like we'll have to do something with that signature thing of yours...

And a quick brain washing reminiscent of "A Clockwork Orange" is due.....

 

[Bella Chic]

Woo hoo! You go with your bad self!

 

[freeatlast!]

Laughing my head off!!!! Congratulations!!

Once upon a time, I didn't think I liked or wanted a ProVari either. I finally caved and bought one, and very quickly added 3 more to my collection.

Tell us about the convention! Any pictures to share??

 

[JJOOHHNN]

I went to the Tampa vaping convention today and walked out with about 90ml of e-juice...

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...and a satin black ProVari.

You are not going to tell us what juice you got? That's not fair.

 

[Smoot]

You are not going to tell us what juice you got? That's not fair.

I bet it's kool-aid favoured.

 

[Gato del Jugo]

Sometime before April...


"What I hate about my 2nd ProVari" by p.opus

 

[p.opus]

You are not going to tell us what juice you got? That's not fair.

Belly Dancer by Lush vapor. (i.e. Jolly Rancher).

I got 45ml of the Green Belly (Green Apple) and 45ml of the Original Belly (Watermellon) These are really close to Jolly Rancher flavors and they were really reasonable. I got 45ml for 20 bucks. (3x15ml bottles) which is quite a deal. They are much more expensive online, but I may have to put out the cash because they are so good....or become a wholesaler.

 

[JJOOHHNN]

Belly Dancer by Lush vapor. (i.e. Jolly Rancher).

I got 45ml of the Green Belly (Green Apple) and 45ml of the Original Belly (Watermellon) These are really close to Jolly Rancher flavors and they were really reasonable. I got 45ml for 20 bucks. (3x15ml bottles) which is quite a deal. They are much more expensive online, but I may have to put out the cash because they are so good....or become a wholesaler.

I might have to try those for when I have a sweet tooth.

 

[Smoot]

Belly Dancer by Lush vapor. (i.e. Jolly Rancher).

I got 45ml of the Green Belly (Green Apple) and 45ml of the Original Belly (Watermellon) These are really close to Jolly Rancher flavors and they were really reasonable. I got 45ml for 20 bucks. (3x15ml bottles) which is quite a deal. They are much more expensive online, but I may have to put out the cash because they are so good....or become a wholesaler.

I have been on a quest for a good jolly rancher juice. Have to look into this!!!
Thanks!!!!

 

[Southern Tina]

I might have to try those for when I have a sweet tooth.

I don't know why I'm laughing at your comment? What do you usually vape?