What I hate about a ProVari

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DPLongo22

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I hate that the ProVari is over 4 times more expensive than every mod I own.
I hate that the ProVari is Variable Voltage only.
I hate that the ProVari has a 510 connector only.
I hate that the Provari has a glaring red 70's LED display
I hate that the ProVari has a clear window showing you all the circuitry on the control board
I hate that the Provari does not have a separator between the Battery tube and control board and just sits there open.
I hate that the ProVari only takes 18490 Button Top Batteries standard.
I hate that the ProVari does not have the ability to charge the battery in the device via USB.
I hate that the ProVari requires you to spend 70 extra bucks for a USB passthrough module
I hate that the ProVari requires you to spend extra money to get things like an extender cap or paint job or different display color
I hate that the ProVari fires the atomizer whenever you check battery charge or atomizer ohms.
I hate that the ProVari has a cryptic menu system that requires an ungodly number of button presses to make adjustments.
I hate that the ProVari does not have a removable ring on top to be able to customize the look of the device or create a flat top instead of round top.
I hate that the ProVari has garnered almost cult like status and spawned a bunch of annoying ProVari elitists that equate owning anything else to owning junk.


But the thing I HATE THE MOST ABOUT THE PROVARI IS: After you have it in your hands and use it for any length of time, you forget about everything else you hate about it.

I went to the Tampa vaping convention today and walked out with about 90ml of e-juice...

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...and a satin black ProVari.:facepalm:

You've GOT to be kidding me.

Tap, tap, tap... Talk.
 

Gato del Jugo

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I hope it wasn't something I said to opus.. like maybe at the start of the month...? :oops: :laugh:


http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...-i-know-im-asking-provari-3.html#post12080304

Perhaps you'd like to try one for yourself, if you haven't already? If you don't like it, you could quickly & easily recoup most of your money... And given all your ProVari posts, you're not afraid you'd actually like it at this point, are you? Because it would be okay if you did, and I'm sure the ProVarians (or whatever they're called) would forgive you & welcome you with open arms... Come on, give it a try.. You know you want to... :D
 

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I hate that the ProVari does not have a removable ring on top to be able to customize the look of the device or create a flat top instead of round top.

What a lovely mea culpa. :p

Beauty/Pro Rings will give you the flat top you desire...and I call foul on the 4x the price of any mod you own. Even mods that you drown in toilets are still "owned." You'll find yourself experiencing the "ProVari Effect." Instead of buying other cheap mods, you'll end up buying inexpensive ProVari accessories.

Here's the Kool-Aid...man up and drink it all. :D
 

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I can't believe I am seeing this post. I really can't. It's not April 1st yet!!

Wow. I mean it, I really am astonished. I have this really stupid smile on my face like I'm not sure if someone's f-ing with me, but I'll play along.

All that said now, I'm happy for you, congrats on the Provari, may it bring you many years of vaping pleasure. :) Welcome to the family!

Also: abcvaping.com sells an inexpensive beauty ring. :) Provari Ring-Pro Beauty Ring – abcvaping
Hmm. Well, it's gone up a little in price, but it's a one-time purchase. At least until you get your second Provari. :)
 
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I went to the Tampa vaping convention today and walked out with about 90ml of e-juice...

What I hate about a ProVari-satin_black_beauty-1-.jpg



...and a satin black ProVari.

So I'm not the only one that could not resist the lure :D, nice to meet you I own the little red mini out of the same display case.

Congratulations we did real well didn't we?:toast:
 

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:eek: time to turn in your banner you you you Oh wait it's just a vapor device :D

It's not the device I dislike it's Alot of the snarky owners I have a distaste for. Just don't become one of those people and your fine
I agree with this guy...please don't turn into one of those stereotypical ProVari owners who says "You'd just have to use one, then you'd understand." I hate those people. Snobs and elitists, every one of them.
 
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