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What I hate about a ProVari

Discussion in 'ProVari' started by p.opus, Feb 23, 2014.

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  1. p.opus

    p.opus Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 24, 2010
    Coral Springs FL
    I hate that the ProVari is over 4 times more expensive than every mod I own.
    I hate that the ProVari is Variable Voltage only.
    I hate that the ProVari has a 510 connector only.
    I hate that the Provari has a glaring red 70's LED display
    I hate that the ProVari has a clear window showing you all the circuitry on the control board
    I hate that the Provari does not have a separator between the Battery tube and control board and just sits there open.
    I hate that the ProVari only takes 18490 Button Top Batteries standard.
    I hate that the ProVari does not have the ability to charge the battery in the device via USB.
    I hate that the ProVari requires you to spend 70 extra bucks for a USB passthrough module
    I hate that the ProVari requires you to spend extra money to get things like an extender cap or paint job or different display color
    I hate that the ProVari fires the atomizer whenever you check battery charge or atomizer ohms.
    I hate that the ProVari has a cryptic menu system that requires an ungodly number of button presses to make adjustments.
    I hate that the ProVari does not have a removable ring on top to be able to customize the look of the device or create a flat top instead of round top.
    I hate that the ProVari has garnered almost cult like status and spawned a bunch of annoying ProVari elitists that equate owning anything else to owning junk.


    But the thing I HATE THE MOST ABOUT THE PROVARI IS: After you have it in your hands and use it for any length of time, you forget about everything else you hate about it.

    I went to the Tampa vaping convention today and walked out with about 90ml of e-juice...

    Satin_Black_Beauty[1].jpg



    ...and a satin black ProVari.:facepalm:
     
  2. Train2

    Train2 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 11, 2013
    CA, USA
    LOL.
    Enjoy it!!!

    :D
     
  3. tearose50

    tearose50 Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Feb 2, 2011
    Left coast
  4. Susan W.

    Susan W. Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 30, 2013
    Torrance, CA
    Is this a joke? Or a dream? You got a what?
     
  5. kbf101998

    kbf101998 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 30, 2013
    Brentwood, Tn, USA
  6. The Ocelot

    The Ocelot Psychopomp Verified Member ECF Veteran

  7. Jugband

    Jugband Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 10, 2013
    PA, USA
    I can't top The Ocelot! Well said! :thumbs:
     
  8. Baditude

    Baditude ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Apr 8, 2012
    Ridgeway, Ohio
    It takes one to know one.

    You've been chosen. Soon you'll understand what the rest of us owners understand. Grats. :toast:
     
  9. Gato del Jugo

    Gato del Jugo ProVarinati ECF Veteran

    Dec 24, 2013
    US o' A
    I knew this would happen.. What took you so long? :D


    Looks like we'll have to do something with that signature thing of yours...
     
  10. Smoot

    Smoot Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 3, 2012
    Reno, NV
    Congrats and welcome!!!!
    I saw you post that pic elsewhere, but just thought you were being sarcastic. LOL!!!
     
  11. Smoot

    Smoot Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 3, 2012
    Reno, NV
    And a quick brain washing reminiscent of "A Clockwork Orange" is due.....
     
  12. Bella Chic

    Bella Chic Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 4, 2009
    Southeast Texas
    Woo hoo! You go with your bad self! :)
     
  13. freeatlast!

    freeatlast! Super Member ECF Veteran

    Oct 5, 2013
    Kansas, USA
    Laughing my head off!!!! Congratulations!!

    Once upon a time, I didn't think I liked or wanted a ProVari either. I finally caved and bought one, and very quickly added 3 more to my collection.

    Tell us about the convention! Any pictures to share??
     
  14. JJOOHHNN

    JJOOHHNN Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Mar 19, 2013
    USA
    You are not going to tell us what juice you got? That's not fair. :D
     
  15. Smoot

    Smoot Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 3, 2012
    Reno, NV
    I bet it's kool-aid favoured.
     
  16. Gato del Jugo

    Gato del Jugo ProVarinati ECF Veteran

    Dec 24, 2013
    US o' A
    Sometime before April...


    "What I hate about my 2nd ProVari" by p.opus
     
  17. p.opus

    p.opus Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 24, 2010
    Coral Springs FL
    Belly Dancer by Lush vapor. (i.e. Jolly Rancher).

    I got 45ml of the Green Belly (Green Apple) and 45ml of the Original Belly (Watermellon) These are really close to Jolly Rancher flavors and they were really reasonable. I got 45ml for 20 bucks. (3x15ml bottles) which is quite a deal. They are much more expensive online, but I may have to put out the cash because they are so good....or become a wholesaler.
     
  18. JJOOHHNN

    JJOOHHNN Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Mar 19, 2013
    USA
    I might have to try those for when I have a sweet tooth. :)
     
  19. Smoot

    Smoot Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 3, 2012
    Reno, NV
    I have been on a quest for a good jolly rancher juice. Have to look into this!!!
    Thanks!!!!
     
  20. Southern Tina

    Southern Tina Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 31, 2013
    FL
    I don't know why I'm laughing at your comment? What do you usually vape?
     
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