What my crazy (analog smoker) wife did yesterday.......

[Dusif]

OMG bro if my wife ever. Taking them away over selfish emotion is one thing but to waste all of that money that could go to the family or just relationship in general is another level. I applaud you for not flipping out. You are a better man than I sir.

I applaud him for not flipping her... And with that i mean smacking her till she makes a back or front flip (his choice)... Now im not one who would hit a lady but that one would have seriously ...... me off... Its so wierd and a huge lack of respect for another persons property and hobby that its mind boggling to me that he at least didnt throw her in the creek


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[DaveOno]

I remember a story about a couple who broke up, and he moved to the other side of the country. He told her to sell his Mercedes, and send him the money.
So she advertized it for $5. Sold it, and sent him a fiver.

I'm always trying to look on the bright side. Like, don't you all think Thanksgiving is gonna be a whole lot more quiet this year for them???

 

[joe.aus]

I applaud him for not flipping her... And with that i mean smacking her till she makes a back or front flip (his choice)... Now im not one who would hit a lady but that one would have seriously ...... me off... Its so wierd and a huge lack of respect for another persons property and hobby that its mind boggling to me that he at least didnt throw her in the creek


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I would always avoid hitting a person however I would have hit her had I been in your situation. Open palm of coarse so as not to bust up her face since she's your wife. I'm a big fan of equality, vowing 'I'd never hit a woman' invites them to do crazy .... a man would never dare do.

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[Whitechapel]

Single male vaper here. Mostly because I'm the most illogical person I know and my standards are too high. And I'm bipolar and manic depressive. And women cannot be trusted. Hahaha. I kid on the women can't be trusted part... but seriously. Forever alone!

 

[EvilZoe]

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[HauntedMyst]

He's had some time to process the whole situation and I'm sure there's more to the equation that he doesn't feel the need to share here.

Thats true, plus you never know what's going on in peoples heads. Except my dog. Right now with the way he's eyeballing me, its pretty clear he wants a piece of my Jimmy John's sub.

 

[John_]

She decided that my vape gear was making me go crazy and ruining my health, so she took about $200 worth of my vape gear (SVD, SS Zmax, with Protanks and batteries) while I was in the shower getting myself ready to go to work, and took them to a creek near our house, and tossed it all in.........she believes that I'd be better off to go back to analogs......
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The truth is that in the last six of the eight months since I'd quit the analogs, I've felt like a million bucks! I am of sharper mind than I think I've ever been in my entire life too.

So I took away her smokes, and now I feel kinda sick from smoking analogs because my order of 3 SVD's, 3 Protanks, and 4 batteries will take a few days to get here........and in the meantime......
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Now I sit and wonder which one of us is the dumbest of the two....not sure really....
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you just can't fix stupid, can you?
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Isn't life funny?

Wow... I don't know what's more insane, her throwing it all in the creek or thinking vaping is worse than cigarettes. I think somebody is mad they're smoking still and you aren't.

 

[DC2]

Even reasonable people can go through unreasonable periods. There's no guarantee that any of us will always be level-headed and rational at all times.

I posted this awhile back...

The hardest thing in the world to do, apparently, is to find a reasonable human being.
When you find one, marry them, and you'll never regret it.

I'll just leave that as my response.

 

[baghandler]

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My sentiments exactly.

 

[EvilZoe]

I posted this awhile back...



I'll just leave that as my response.

I'm just saying that there are several things that can affect one's mental state.

 

[WillyZee]

Thats true, plus you never know what's going on in peoples heads. Except my dog. Right now with the way he's eyeballing me, its pretty clear he wants a piece of my Jimmy John's sub.

I'm pretty sure he wants the whole thing ... you can snack on the Milk Bones for all he cares right now

 

[DC2]

I'm just saying that there are several things that can affect one's mental state.

Yes indeed.

And some people's mental state is more easily affected than others.
And I guess that's what I'm just saying

 

[HauntedMyst]

Heh. Seems like that worked out well for the both of you.

It worked out ok in some ways. We did try that phone sex once when I was on a business trip right after the embargo started since it wasn't technically breaking the embargo. I thought it would be fun and "hey, why not try it? Everyone else is!" It was down right embarrassing taking off my clothes in a phone booth, putting in enough quarters to dial her cross country. It was really uncomfortable trying to hump the coil return while holding the phone with my shoulder. The people at the bus stop next to the phone booth really cheered me on though so that was encouraging. They cheered right up until the cops showed up and hauled me away. After that, I didn't really get the appeal of phone sex but one persons pleasure is another persons rap sheet.

 

[StormFinch]

It worked out ok in some ways. We did try that phone sex once when I was on a business trip right after the embargo started since it wasn't technically breaking the embargo. I thought it would be fun and "hey, why not try it? Everyone else is!" It was down right embarrassing taking off my clothes in a phone booth, putting in enough quarters to dial her cross country. It was really uncomfortable trying to hump the coil return while holding the phone with my shoulder. The people at the bus stop next to the phone booth really cheered me on though so that was encouraging. They cheered right up until the cops showed up and hauled me away. After that, I didn't really get the appeal of phone sex but one persons pleasure is another persons rap sheet.

And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why I learned a long time ago that ECF and beverages DO NOT mix! Snorting vapor out your nose is a LOT more comfortable.

 

[Sundodger]

Oh boy! Am I ever glad that I am divorced and living my own life.
No commitment, no compromise, no BS - ever.

That just stinks! She is way out of line.
To me, such an action - full of disrespect for you and full of contempt and destructive action - would have been one more nail in the coffin of my marriage. A big nail.

Maybe this is not my place to say so ... but if your wife does something like that, with total disrespect for you, your interests and your health, then something is very wrong with your marriage indeed. And has been wrong for a long time. Such actions do not happen out of thin air.

OMG am I glad that I am divorced and no longer have to bother with the childish moods and tantrums of some silly person!

Oh, and if she does not like your sharing her childish, silly, stupid actions... well, why did she commit such actions in the first place?

So is this the song all the boy's were singing once you broke their hearts?

Ich sah ihr nach als sie fortging,
und sie warf keinen Blick mehr zurück.
Und die Hoffnung die noch in mir lebte,
sie zerbrach Schritt für Schritt

Sie ging allein auf der Straße
und der Herbstwind zerwühlte ihr Haar,
immer weiter, weiter und weiter,
dann war sie nicht mehr da.

Bittersüß, bittersüß

Bittersüß, bittersüß war ihr letzter Kuss.
Ich verstand ohne Worte, dass sie fortgehen muss.
Bittersüß, bittersüß war die Zeit mit ihr.
Ich verlor ihre Liebe,
doch sie lebt noch in mir.

Ich habe gekämpft und verloren,
doch ich hab' auch gelebt und geliebt.
Und ich kenne Verzweiflung und Hoffnung
bittersüß, so wie sie.

Bittersüß, bittersüß war ihr letzter Kuss.
Ich verstand ohne Worte, dass sie fortgehen muss.
Bittersüß, bittersüß war die Zeit mit ihr.
Ich verlor ihre Liebe,
doch sie lebt noch in mir.

Unsere letzten paar Stunden
waren unendlich kostbar für mich.
Ich bereue nicht eine Sekunde,
denn ich liebte nur sie

Die Wärme und Zärtlichkeit sind in mir tief angebrannt,
ganz genau so wie die Traurigkeit und der Schmerz.
Und so steh ich hier und ich seh ihr nach,
und ich weiss sie kommt nie mehr.
Und ich spür die Tränen tief in meinem Herzen.

Bittersüß, bittersüß war ihr letzter Kuss.
Ich verstand ohne Worte, dass sie fortgehen muss.
Bittersüß, bittersüß war die Zeit mit ihr.
Ich verlor ihre Liebe,
doch sie lebt noch in mir..

 

[Amd6547]

Mein deutsch ist nicht so gut

 

[beckdg]

good luck with the divorce. hopefully your mercedes sells for at least $6.00.

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

Have you tried holding a penis embargo against her yet? I hear that works with some women. I did that with my wife years ago over something she did that I didn't like but I can't remember what it was. It was like 18 years ago and the block is still going so I should really try to remember what it was because the block doesn't seem to bother her.

...she's got 'toys'....and no, you can't vape em'

 

[HauntedMyst]

...she's got 'toys'....and no, you can't vape em'

Could be. Her favorite song is "She Bop" and we do have "Duracell on Demand" delivery service that brings a pallet full each month and none of the batteries she gets will fit in the TV remote. I just thought she was building a Ghost Busters Proton Pack or something.

 

[Ohyeathat]

That was just plain evil. Selfish, childish and ridiculous. If my husband ever did anything like that I would be livid.

Have you thought of locking up the new gear when you get it? I would.


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