Anyone have a non vaping spouse who thinks they are "Creepy?"

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hogl3g

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My lovely bride doesn't go as far as to say it's creepy, but I have been jokingly accused of being a "Mad Scientist" or "Juice Crackhead". And I only have 15 different kinds of juice. I have yet to find THE flavor. I am afraid of the crap I'll get when I start mixing my own.

Maybe a labcoat will give me some cred...

I've had good luck and way way bad luck mixing. Wer'e pretty much over it now as long as I shut up about it for the most part. I just have a nightmarish addiction to vaping.
 

lostinthemist

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As a vaper, I can understand the excitement felt and especially at first. I do try to keep from chattering about it constantly though and definitely avoid being preachy. However, I have a friend (who so kindly introduced me to the lifestyle) who does not vape but was an advocate as her SO was a heavy smoker who was converted. Yes, she was grateful and pleased in the beginning, nearly as excited as he was. But that was then and she is now crying on my shoulder that she feels there is no room left for her and no, she's not pregnant. It's been almost 2 years now and the obsession has not decreased, it's increased. No more social life as former friends have had it as well. Divorce seems a little extreme but she's almost there. I wish I knew what to tell her!
 

Atari

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First off i recommend a copy of a book all expecting fathers should read

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Next you will need a ruler, a razor blade, some glue and a brush

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Open the book about 50 pages in and measure out a box about Height: 9.50 inches x Width: 7.31 inches on page 51.
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Next begin to cut the pages using the razor blade along your marks, using the ruler as a guide

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Continue to cut and remove pages till you get about 1 inch deep. Once the box is deep enough you can begin to glue the inside and the outer edges
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Once the book is dry and you can open and close it with no problems, place an Ipad, or other tablet or suitable web surfing device
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She sees this
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you get this
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See EVERYBODY WINS

!!!!DISCLAIMER!!!!
Atari is not responsible for any head trauma you may receive as a result of this mod. This mod is intended as a joke and a terrible one at that. Please keep in consideration while and after reading this that I am not a father, and if my fiancee were to even see this joke I would be banished to the couch until hell froze over and Satan became a figure skater. The best possible action has already been mention here, spend time with her, talk to her, and from what I have heard (and a glowing review in the movie "Knocked Up") if this is your first child you may actually want to read that book.
 

Hoosier

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Whatever you do, do NOT buy a new car and ask for help washing, clay bar-ing, and sealing it on a 20 degree day!

GF is still a bit peeved about that and she's not with child... Says she is now in second place behind car... Not sure how I'm going to dig my rump outta' this one...

(We worked on that thing till 10pm, but it does look great now!)

So, don't act like me. That is general advise that works for just about anything though.
 

cobaltblue

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Whatever you do, do NOT buy a new car and ask for help washing, clay bar-ing, and sealing it on a 20 degree day!

GF is still a bit peeved about that and she's not with child... Says she is now in second place behind car... Not sure how I'm going to dig my rump outta' this one...

(We worked on that thing till 10pm, but it does look great now!)

So, don't act like me. That is general advise that works for just about anything though.

That last part isn't true. You have great DIY recipes/advice.

Oh, and congrats to the two of you on your new car-baby! :laugh:
 

Princessa

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ROFLMAO Atari!!! Best... Post... Ever... ;)

Well, ok, maybe not Ever... but up there in the top few!


PS - I'm a female, too! However, I've never had children (nor do I want to), and I do vape (Hubby's the creepy one! He would actually puke seeing a book defaced like that LoL) and am a geek... I would prefer to read a book like that LoL

Grats on the new car Hoosier!
 
I have been off analogs since the day I got my first ecig (Ego-T), 26 days ago today.....wife liked the idea of it, but was not committed to quitting.....in her defence she did try my ecig, but it didn't do much for her. She didnt think it was creepy, but wasnt sold on it being a viable way of quitting.........after seeing my success, she is now into day 4 smoke free and cant imagine smoking analogs again......sometimes I think it just takes time to understand the benefits of vaping.
 

Atari

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ROFLMAO Atari!!! Best... Post... Ever... ;)

Well, ok, maybe not Ever... but up there in the top few!


PS - I'm a female, too! However, I've never had children (nor do I want to), and I do vape (Hubby's the creepy one! He would actually puke seeing a book defaced like that LoL) and am a geek... I would prefer to read a book like that LoL

Grats on the new car Hoosier!

Thanks. lol I found it hilariousness but thats usually how it works right? But now I have a buddy at work wanting to make one as a case. We work at a software firm, so all geeks here. but I do prefer android way above apple, anyway hope i didnt hijack the thread, I did put in something related at the bottom
 

HyOnLyph

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Sure it's a little obsessive... I don't know that I'd call it creepy. It's the "gadget factor". Wait'll ya start making your own mods out of flashlights and battery boxes and then she'll wonder what happened to her glue gun and then you'll start eye-balling the rechargable electric mixer in the kitchen ....
 
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