Hot Pockets? You are a chef. I imagine that is going over like a ton of bricks. Do you have a buddy from the food business that can fix you up till you get on your feet? (at least part time) Your wife might not be a cook, but she can do either pick up or delivery. I suspected she may not be a cook. It seems like there is only room in the house for ONE chef...LOL. I understand. I'm not into cooking these days. My aunt however would fix you up, if you lived near her. Unfortunately she lives in Big D. She isn't a chef, but she makes the kind of food that would cheer you up. Plus, cooking is a hobby for her.
I would say for you to give your wife some pointers and training, but that might be a disaster. Things could go badly in a very short time. I eat cheap food these days. I never even go to the meat department at the grocery store. The price is just staggering. If I lived near you though, I would cook you some meals. It won't be up to your standards for sure, but it beats McDonald's!!!
And I'll have you know the frozen foods are a lot better than they use to be. If you know how to adjust the cooking times...
