Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD (Part 6)

[PapawBrett]

Brown Beans cooked down, then simmered with a Ham Bone. Add flour/ seasonings.
Homemade mashed potatoes.
Crockpot Mac & Cheese.
Served with cornbread and sweet tea.

 

[Robino1]

Caesar salad, very light on the dressing.

 

[Bronze]

Used Chinese.

 

[Bronze]

I like snow.. When it comes on Friday and is gone by Monday! None in our 7 day forecast.

This place closes down if it's snowing in Tennessee. People freak here.

 

[Pappy]

Good Morning Army. Spent the last couple of days/ nights rewatching Blacklist Season 4.
My inability to do nothing makes me wonder if I would even do well with retirement...

Papaw, that's why I bought the "new" place we moved to. It's a house on 16 acres with a barn, some pasture and some woods.

If/when I get to retire in a few years, there will always be something to do around here to keep my mind and body busy. I don't want to retire and sit on my azz and let my mind go to jello.

 

[LAwaters]

If it helps, my bill will go down about $80 because I haven't used the A-C....Ouch. Quit it! Stop pinching my arm....

My bill went up by $12 because the heat had to run some at night and early mornings. I do love being in a small place.

 

[LAwaters]

Caesar salad, very light on the dressing.

Welcome back! We missed you! How was the New Year’s segment of your trip? If you’re having salad, I’m guessing you did some lovely cheating.

 

[Robino1]

Welcome back! We missed you! How was the New Year’s segment of your trip? If you’re having salad, I’m guessing you did some lovely cheating.

We spent New Years at home just chilling after the madness of the Christmas season LOLOLOL!

I actually did eat some things that I probably shouldn't have but I didn't gain a lot. Only about a pound.

Hubby made dinner and I think the chemo did something to my taste buds....I usually like salmon cakes/patties but for some reason, they are the only thing that I no longer like. So I had salad instead.

 

[Robino1]

Hi Dusty!! I see you lurking down there!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS!!! }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

 

[Robino1]

nvrmind

 

[PapawBrett]

Papaw, that's why I bought the "new" place we moved to. It's a house on 16 acres with a barn, some pasture and some woods.

If/when I get to retire in a few years, there will always be something to do around here to keep my mind and body busy. I don't want to retire and sit on my azz and let my mind go to jello.

It's not that I don't want to. But when I do the pain in my neck flares up.
Retirement, when healthy, would undoubtedly be far better.

 

[Pappy]

I just read some of the reviews on this product on Amazon, and they made me think of BK. They sound like Bivy (RIP) and BK got drunk and sat around and wrote them.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Ur...F8&qid=1515028505&sr=8-1&keywords=uranium+ore

 

[Robino1]

I just read some of the reviews on this product on Amazon, and they made me think of BK. LOL!

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Ur...F8&qid=1515028505&sr=8-1&keywords=uranium+ore

Bwahahahahaha! The question and answers are funny!

Question:
Will this take me back to the future in my DeLorean?
Answer:
No. Your DeLorean uses a standard GE General Purpose Waste Disposal FUSION Reactor. U238 is not a fusible material, and thus will just clog up the intake, rendering your reactor useless. I recommend ordinary H20 for the reactor, and place the canister of U238 in your pocket, where it will best serve the interests of the human race by improving the gene pool.

 

[Robino1]

another:

Question:
If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones?

No sir, just give us your coordinates and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed.

 

[Bronze]

I just read some of the reviews on this product on Amazon, and they made me think of BK. They sound like Bivy (RIP) and BK got drunk and sat around and wrote them.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Ur...F8&qid=1515028505&sr=8-1&keywords=uranium+ore

 

[Bronze]

I just read some of the reviews on this product on Amazon, and they made me think of BK. They sound like Bivy (RIP) and BK got drunk and sat around and wrote them.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Ur...F8&qid=1515028505&sr=8-1&keywords=uranium+ore

Biv was a writer. Did it for a living. Not novels or anything like that. More descriptive (instructional) writing. Man, he was funny as it got. He made you really pay attention to what he was writing if you wanted to get the full funny affect. He was brilliant in many respects. I miss my friend.

 

[Pappy]

Bwahahahahaha! The question and answers are funny!. . . . .

LOL! Yes they are. This one make me think of BK:

Question: Ive got a Ant hill I want to remove.... is there sufficient quantity to build a working 1-1000th scale Fatman replica to nuke the little buggers?

Answer: Absolutely! I had a similar problem and built one slightly larger, (which I do not recommend, by the way) and it not only killed all the inhabitants of that hill, it wiped out a nearby herd of Nubian goats.

 

[Bronze]

LOL! Yes they are. This one make me think of BK:

Question: Ive got a Ant hill I want to remove.... is there sufficient quantity to build a working 1-1000th scale Fatman replica to nuke the little buggers?

Answer: Absolutely! I had a similar problem and built one slightly larger, (which I do not recommend, by the way) and it not only killed all the inhabitants of that hill, it wiped out a nearby herd of Nubian goats.

LMAO!!!

 

[DavidOH]

Evening.....Made it through another one....

 

[76bridget]

David how are you feeling?