Got the MIL coming Saturday for 10 days.
Walker, cane, shower handles, potty stool, etc. all ready to go. Check.
Flashlights in every room. Check
Hooked her bedroom TV up to a 100w/channel amplifier and Formula Six loudspeakers. Check.
Pick up rugs, clutter or trip hazards. Check.
Throw cat out of the house. Check.
Don't have a cat but gonna throw him out anyway.
Practice cleaning up my language, biting my tongue, and finding sanctuary somewhere. Check.
Stock said sanctuary with liquor and sedatives. Check.
Remove revolver from house so I don't do anything stupid. Check.
Pay off cemetery plot just in case. Mine and hers. Check.
I'm ready.
